# People Suck **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [June 12, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055 "2008-06-12T05:57:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![fasterthanlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecc23a/32.png) [@fasterthanlight](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fasterthanlight)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/41 "2008-06-12T18:28:26Z")
Pfft, one word: Steven Segal ---
**Author:** ![MxNecromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/848f3c/32.png) [@MxNecromancer](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/MxNecromancer)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/42 "2008-06-12T18:37:12Z")
you could always get one of the security systems that are advertised in the Robocop Commercials šŸ˜› but in all honesty, it sucks, im sorry to hear you lost your bike :\ Reminds me of how somone stole my entire BBQ grillā€¦in the middle of a BBQ. as retarded as it was, all that kept going though my head was ā€œhow the hell are they carrying that thing without burning themselves?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/43 "2008-06-12T18:43:53Z")
> [@Anogar;2341609](#): > > I wanna see a video of someone hitting a 1 inch wide randomly moving target in the dark from any sort of reasonable distance. I mean seriously. :lol: I shoot gophers on the run with a .22. Theyā€™re only a few inches. Thatā€™s also the reason why shotguns were invented. ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/44 "2008-06-12T18:46:16Z")
I think itā€™s funny that the perfectly reasonable suggestion of simply bringing the bike inside was completely overlooked. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/45 "2008-06-12T18:54:00Z")
> [@DanontheMoon;2341635](#): > > I think itā€™s funny that the perfectly reasonable suggestion of simply bringing the bike inside was completely overlooked. :lol: Why do that when you could have a reason to run into the street with a loaded 12 and fire buck shot of in the general direction of some punk bike theif? ---
**Author:** ![Templarian](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/templarian/32/7152_2.png) [@Templarian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Templarian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/46 "2008-06-12T18:54:14Z")
[quote=TheCanadian;2341634]I shoot gophers on the run with a .22. Theyā€™re only a few inches. Thatā€™s also the reason why shotguns were invented.[/quote] I canā€™t find the family guy x wing clip. I can shoot swamp rats with x wing back on ?? and they arnā€™t that much larger. :lol: just replay it in your head. ---
**Author:** ![Anogar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Anogar](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Anogar)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/47 "2008-06-12T18:55:50Z")
[quote=TheCanadian;2341634]I shoot gophers on the run with a .22. Theyā€™re only a few inches. Thatā€™s also the reason why shotguns were invented.[/quote] 2 things. 1) Gophers are dumb, and they run in a straight line most of the time. 2) A .22 pistol, at night, in the dark? :huh: ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/48 "2008-06-12T18:56:23Z")
> [@Templarian;2341645](#): > > I canā€™t find the family guy x wing clip. I can shoot swamp rats with x wing back on ?? and they arnā€™t that much larger. :lol: just replay it in your head. :lol: I almost made that joke but I felt to geeky. ---
**Author:** ![Theros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Theros](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Theros)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/49 "2008-06-12T18:56:33Z")
> [@Anogar;2341647](#): > > 2 things. 1) Gophers are dumb, and they run in a straight line most of the time. 2) A .22 pistol, at night, in the dark? :huh: 1. Nightvision 2. Huge Flashlight ---
**Author:** ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/50 "2008-06-12T18:57:23Z")
[QUOTE=Anogar;2341647]2 things. 1) Gophers are dumb, and they run in a straight line most of the time. 2) A .22 pistol, at night, in the dark? :huh:[/QUOTE] .22 rifle in daylight. I guess itā€™s not as cool but itā€™s not like the bike theif would be doing crazy zig zags all over the street. Bike theifs are also dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Templarian](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/templarian/32/7152_2.png) [@Templarian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Templarian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/51 "2008-06-12T18:57:53Z")
1. Rifles are far easier to aim quickly than pistols. _grabs p-90 and auto fires a bunch of gophersā€¦ see slow and dumb_ ---
**Author:** ![Anogar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Anogar](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Anogar)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/52 "2008-06-12T18:58:05Z")
Iā€™m glad weā€™ve gotten to the bottom of this. The solution to bike thieves is to hang out with nightvision goggles and a shotgun, but leave your bike outside! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Templarian](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/templarian/32/7152_2.png) [@Templarian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Templarian)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/53 "2008-06-12T19:00:01Z")
^How much fun would a trank(sp?) gun be. ---
**Author:** ![shane\_c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@shane\_c](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/shane_c)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/54 "2008-06-12T19:00:13Z")
:lol: God bless Amuhrica ---
**Author:** ![nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@nobody](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/55 "2008-06-12T19:21:18Z")
> [@DanontheMoon;2341635](#): > > I think itā€™s funny that the perfectly reasonable suggestion of simply bringing the bike inside was completely overlooked. :lol: Yes itā€™s freaking hilarious, Iā€™ll try that next time. ---
**Author:** ![built\_by](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/built_by/32/1994_2.png) [@built\_by](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/built_by)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/56 "2008-06-12T19:25:50Z")
Thatā€™s why Iā€™m glad I donā€™t own anything worth stealing besides my computer. ---
**Author:** ![nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@nobody](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/57 "2008-06-12T19:29:45Z")
Haha, yeah. Thatā€™s one way to look at it šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![wes\_design](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ad7895/32.png) [@wes\_design](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/wes_design)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/58 "2008-06-12T19:40:22Z")
> [@TheCanadian;2341651](#): > > .22 rifle in daylight. I guess itā€™s not as cool but itā€™s not like the bike theif would be doing crazy zig zags all over the street. Bike theifs are also dumb. ^so when did this become a NRA convention again? ---
**Author:** ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055/59 "2008-06-12T19:55:22Z")
Hey, man - Iā€™m not laughing at your misfortune - It sucks, Iā€™ve had my bike stolen twice. Thatā€™s why I keep it inside. Have you designed fliers with a picture of it, offering a reward to post on power poles and phone booths, or looked for other thieves to steal it back? A GPS tracker inside the handlebars ainā€™t a bad idea either. (On the bright side, if someone goes through the trouble of breaking in, a bike is likely the last thing theyā€™re after.) [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/people-suck/263055.md?page=2)