# Pets

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pets/146172>\
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**Created:** [April 28, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pets/146172 "2005-04-28T18:53:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![amitgeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e5b9ba/32.png) [@amitgeorge](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/amitgeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pets/146172/1 "2005-04-28T18:53:24Z")

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Pets

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had  
a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an  
unusual pet.

After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug),  
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he  
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s  
place with me and have a beer?”

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him  
again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?”

But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited  
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against  
the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to  
Frank’s place and have a drink with me?”

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                            YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS...... 

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A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I’m  
putting on my f\*\*king shoes