# Pillsbury Doughboy **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [March 2, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733 "2003-03-02T04:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lostinbeta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/db5fbb/32.png) [@lostinbeta](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lostinbeta)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/1 "2003-03-02T04:48:16Z")
My girlfriend just sent me this in an e-mail, being as I personally never saw it posted here on the forum and I thought it was hilarious, I figured I would share 🙂 \
It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes \
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/2 "2003-03-02T04:56:43Z")
lol - “woohoo” - doughboy=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/3 "2003-03-02T04:57:14Z")
i never liked the dough boy…he always got the chicks to give it to him in the belly… 😉 anyone seen Shrek? the part when the gingerbread man is being interogated by the King…its hillarious…reminds me of tha for some reason… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/4 "2003-03-02T04:58:33Z")
he… he… he died??? NOOOOOOO!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/5 "2003-03-02T05:32:23Z")
here is your origina image phil. I put it on my server and I was gonna edit your post to show it… 🙂 ![](http://www.livetoskateboard.com/upload/1182.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/6 "2003-03-02T05:34:41Z")
![](http://www.aulman.com/phil.jpg) Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/7 "2003-03-02T06:08:16Z")
hey rev, thats really cool. how did you make it?=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/8 "2003-03-02T06:16:58Z")
all done with a WACOM and Fireworks… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/9 "2003-03-02T06:21:12Z")
i wonder if :ub: will add it to the site.=) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/10 "2003-03-02T18:34:07Z")
Well this died out quickly :crazy: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/11 "2003-03-03T18:33:26Z")
Poor Poor poppin’ fresh :\*( ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/12 "2003-03-03T20:46:04Z")
this is funny enough for a bump… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/13 "2003-03-03T20:50:40Z")
LOL. This thread has been bumped 3 times. I guess my random threads just aren’t as good as other peoples ☹ :\*( 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/14 "2003-03-04T16:51:47Z")
ya you would think affter gettign poked in the belly for that long he would have some broken riobs and a punctured lung. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/15 "2003-03-04T19:00:19Z")
![](http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Doughboy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/16 "2003-03-04T19:01:49Z")
HAHAHAH!!! That is great! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/17 "2003-03-04T19:07:35Z")
I love the one that is in the oven. His expression is so hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/18 "2003-03-04T19:22:02Z")
rofl! If I were still a Pastry Chef, that would be on my wall @ work… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/pillsbury-doughboy/14733/19 "2003-03-04T21:11:54Z")
There should be a PHILsbury Doughboy.