# Please welcome my friend... Queen!
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242
**Category:** random
**Created:** [April 3, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242 "2003-04-03T00:07:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Aislin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Aislin)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/1 "2003-04-03T00:07:03Z")
Yeah. Since nobody wanders into the welcoming thread anymore, and she doesn’t know that, I’m just going to introduce my friend Jess in here.
Everyone reads my threads, cause I’m me! Yay!
Jess is a spaz (she knocks things over while trying to fix something she just knocked over) and a great artist (she can draw stuff)
She can’t play sports for the life of her, and yet her hand//foot//eye co-ordination is super awesome, (Dance Dance Revolution might have something to do with this.)
Yeah, that bit I don’t really understand. I got like, 15 points in a volleyball game just by serving to her over and over, and then finally I felt really bad, and just aimed elsewhere.
She’s a spa— oh wait, I said that.
Avid video game player, packed with a sense of humor that some of you won’t get, you can pretty much just think of her as me, except, not.
Three years my senior (you can figure that out yourselves I’m sure) and the child of a psycho (or psychic, I dunno), she’s surely going to be entertaining.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/2 "2003-04-03T00:10:13Z")
Sounds like a nice person - now if only she would post… 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/3 "2003-04-03T00:12:40Z")
she posted in ‘tell us about yourself’ but nobody goes in there and thus… nobody replied
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/4 "2003-04-03T00:25:23Z")
Hooray!
Oh, that was lovely. Lovely introduction, Tim, indeed, I would say it may be the best introduction ever, aside from all the cruel comments. Indeed, so that it can have this title, I’m just going to ignore _all mention_ of that infamous volleyball game and my spaz…ed…ness.
Yes.
However, I must clairify, what I think timmy is trying to say here through his ponderings is that I seem to be some kind of _scientific anomaly_ with regards to sports and hand-eye coordination.
Truly, I am fascinating.
So um. Nice to meet you! I hope that we all mutually tear eachothers work apart and become jolly good friends while at it.
Hurruh!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/5 "2003-04-03T00:27:52Z")
…You use big words. Me… no.
…Hi, yes. good.
_(heavy russian accent)_
don’t do drugs. stay in school.
Hi. Yes. No.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/6 "2003-04-03T00:28:26Z")
Hey Queen 🙂
Welcome to the forums! I’m sure you’ll have a great time - we won’t hold your inability to play sports against you!
Cheers!
Kirupa :ub:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/7 "2003-04-03T00:30:40Z")
welcome queen. we need more females here at the forum seeing as we are horribly and utterly outnumbered!
Would you happen to be a Warcraft III fan?
[might be pushing my luck…]
~ Seretha (one of the few females flashers around here)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/8 "2003-04-03T00:31:25Z")
hi 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/9 "2003-04-03T00:31:28Z")
Welcome Queen
May I be the first to smack you with a trout :).
:trout:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/10 "2003-04-03T01:14:29Z")
Hey seretha, I happen to know that she has WCIII
That’s pretty close to being a fan, for her.
She’s a total Devil May Cry maniac, and she didn’t even buy the sequel. So to own WCIII must say something. 😃
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/11 "2003-04-03T01:57:53Z")
Alo Queen
Me llamo Jose Montegamos. Donde en Mexico… I suck at spanish
anywho
welcome to the forums… glad to have another girl here… tired of bein the only one… crap… im not a girl… oh wells
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/12 "2003-04-03T02:03:28Z")
That’s 28. He has severe identity problems. Cookies seem to cure them temporarily, but then he eats them, or something crazy like that.
😉
😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/13 "2003-04-03T02:05:11Z")
We don’t have an identity problem…
do we?
(nope)
Nope, we don’t have an identity problem, we know who we are.
We hate cookies…
(no we don’t)
We like cookies!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/14 "2003-04-03T02:05:37Z")
Welcome to the forums Queen!!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/15 "2003-04-03T02:37:32Z")
heehee…i like to pretend to be a queen…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/16 "2003-04-03T04:42:20Z")
Welcome to the mad house Queen, enjoy your stay
Dave =)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/17 "2003-04-03T04:43:19Z")
[size=1] **tip:** stay out of random[/size] 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 9:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/18 "2003-04-03T09:30:23Z")
failte your highness…
may i bid you a fond welcome to the forums…
i trust that you will find everything to your liking here…
the one thing you will find most pleasing about Kirupa is that you won’t smell fresh paint whenever you grace us with your prescence…
now that in itself is a reason for you to come back…
fresh air is good for you…
breathe deep while you are here and enjoy drinking from this cup of knowledge and sometimes… insanity
enjoy your stay
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 9:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/19 "2003-04-03T09:43:57Z")
howz 'bout a pixel queen? :beam:
welcome Jess =)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2003, 9:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/please-welcome-my-friend-queen/17242/20 "2003-04-03T09:49:33Z")
you have the same name as Postman Pat’s black&white cat. are you by any chance related?
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