# Priest in Custom

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/priest-in-custom/221095>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [April 1, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/priest-in-custom/221095 "2007-04-01T13:03:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![wo1olf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/278dde/32.png) [@wo1olf](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/wo1olf)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/priest-in-custom/221095/1 "2007-04-01T13:03:08Z")

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?” “I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”  
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.” When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: “Father, do you have anything to declare?” “From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?” “I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.” "Next.  
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