# Raiders of the Lost Functions

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-functions/195585>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [August 1, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-functions/195585 "2006-08-01T19:46:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![redrum87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@redrum87](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/redrum87)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/raiders-of-the-lost-functions/195585/1 "2006-08-01T19:46:46Z")

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When it comes to PHP, and most languages for that matter, I’m continually surprised by the variety of functions that are available. But there are some functions that I’m still dreaming about, such as, doTaxes(), mowLawn(), doubleAccountBalance(), destroyMySpace()…

I’m curious. What imaginary function would make your life better, more interesting, or fun?