# Randomness

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![DariusMonsef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@DariusMonsef](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DariusMonsef)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/1 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")

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Ok so the rules are your post can’t have anything to do with the previous post or any others before it.

Random away.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/2 "2003-06-24T07:55:52Z")

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The only pets I have had so far have been two turtles, one was small and fast and one was bigger and slower!

golgi should be good at this 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/3 "2003-06-24T07:58:03Z")

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Why is it a #2 pencil? Was there a #1?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/4 "2003-06-24T07:59:49Z")

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my cat’s breath smells like cat food.

-teet

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/5 "2003-06-24T08:05:16Z")

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I’m reading a book called ‘Really the Blues’ and it has a jive dictionary in the back - how cool is that?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/6 "2003-06-24T08:08:05Z")

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If you had a kryptonite cross you could keep vampires and superman away.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/7 "2003-06-24T08:11:41Z")

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instance promotional

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/8 "2003-06-24T08:12:20Z")

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however, there once was a tac(k)o

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/9 "2003-06-24T08:13:44Z")

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GMT -5 hours, while really its -7. However, if I put -7, then it gives me the wrong time. So it says -5 and 2:12 AM, but really its -7 and 2:12 AM.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/10 "2003-06-24T08:15:05Z")

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```auto
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	if (this.hitTest(_root._xmouse, _root._ymouse, true)) {
		this.nextFrame();
	} else {
		this.prevFrame();
	}
}

```

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/11 "2003-06-24T08:18:01Z")

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Reasons, I think that the Baltimore Orioles should change their name to the Baltimore Oreos.

1. 95% of people call them the Oreos anyway
2. Everybody loves oreos
3. It would give them some name recognition…right now, all i know about the orioles is that cal ripken used to play for them
4. It’s shorter to write
5. They would have a good reason to have an Oreo’s “Oreo Day” at the ballpark (kinda like a hat day only everybody gets oreos).

-teet

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/12 "2003-06-24T08:18:43Z")

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I wonder what Fidel Castro is doing right now?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/13 "2003-06-24T08:19:37Z")

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big trucks are kewl!!!

-teet

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/14 "2003-06-24T08:19:54Z")

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Hewitt lost in the first round of Wimbledon… how disappointing ☹

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/15 "2003-06-24T08:20:32Z")

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100 people in the us die each year from choking on ball point pens

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/16 "2003-06-24T08:22:15Z")

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Cowboy Bebop really is the best anime series of all time. so far… in… time…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:23am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/17 "2003-06-24T08:23:18Z")

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Taco stole my footer.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/18 "2003-06-24T08:26:28Z")

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Bill - “Best out of 7?”  
Grim Reaper - “\*\*\*\* straight!”

ahh Bill and Ted’s Bogus Adventure, I only saw that yesterday, funny stuff

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/19 "2003-06-24T08:27:07Z")

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and then I would have to have blue hair, yeah that looks good. And I would have a really small mouth, but when I laugh it would be rediculously big

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/20 "2003-06-24T08:27:58Z")

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_unsubscribes_ 😉

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