# Randomness

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/221 "2003-06-29T10:12:44Z")

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Was that a **MARMOT**!?!!??!

No?

Oh, nevermind then.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/222 "2003-06-29T12:42:40Z")

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Ronseal 5-Year Woodstain: Does exactly what it says on the tin.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/223 "2003-06-29T14:44:05Z")

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…Open your eyes…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/224 "2003-06-29T14:45:44Z")

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what are you saying? that I can dodge Aer Lingus planes?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/225 "2003-06-29T14:53:27Z")

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So, it’s come to this, 'as it? Ah’m not wanted any longer? Ah worked for thi dad, thi grandad and ‘is dad an’ all. Ah tell thi what lad, if Ah’d known this job weren’t going to be permanent, Ah’d nivver 'ahe tekken it on.

- Soul :s:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/226 "2003-06-29T15:08:53Z")

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Cake or death?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/227 "2003-06-29T15:22:04Z")

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athyn lokig juntal refdeg ut liop vertenex trunga manka ty weghil polink!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/228 "2003-06-29T15:35:25Z")

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I can fly, but I want his wings. I can shine even in the darkness, but I craze the light he brings.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/229 "2003-06-29T15:40:40Z")

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I have nothing I want

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/230 "2003-06-29T15:44:09Z")

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namwons

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/231 "2003-06-29T15:44:40Z")

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hump

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/232 "2003-06-29T17:00:02Z")

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the bordeom is almost overpowering

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/233 "2003-06-29T17:05:45Z")

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Creamy Milk Chocolate

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/234 "2003-06-29T17:24:43Z")

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discontinued

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/235 "2003-06-29T20:56:17Z")

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Could you imagine if “Kirupa” hit just one key over on accident.

This would have been the Ransom forum.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/236 "2003-06-29T20:57:32Z")

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Or Flasj MX. Like mine would be Vootshoobah 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/237 "2003-06-29T21:08:53Z")

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Aviators are the way foward

![](http://shopping.pilotportal.com/productimages/products/3817-300.jpg)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/238 "2003-06-29T21:14:33Z")

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why you know?  
-i dont?  
why not?  
-i do  
what?  
-shut up  
HEY!  
-ya?  
Listen here?  
-Your predjust against ‘there’ arnt you  
NO!  
-why not?  
why would i be  
-I said so  
what?  
-Hey… is that guy over there flamable?  
eh… maybe, why?  
_Click_

AHHHHHH, you lit him on fire!  
-No, you lit him on fire  
no i didnt  
-yes you did  
no i didnt  
-yes you did  
no i didnt  
-Fine, it was the squirrels then  
no, it was you  
-no, you lit the squirrels on fire, and threw them at that man  
no i didnt  
-your sick  
WHAT!!!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/239 "2003-06-29T21:22:39Z")

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who ?  
you !  
me ?  
yes you !  
who’s me ?  
you’re you !  
no, you’re you !  
ok then i’m you !  
so you’re me ?  
no ! you’re you !  
but you just said you’re me !  
that’s because you said who’s me first !  
but I am me !  
yes, and I am you !  
how can I be both you and me ?

_someone, continue … 😛_

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/240 "2003-06-29T21:25:51Z")

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?  
Who me?

Yes you?

Coulnd’t be?

Than who?

Asphalt stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

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