# Randomness

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/241 "2003-06-29T21:28:12Z")

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Im you  
your me?  
no your me  
u just said your me  
no i said im you  
im me  
yes, and im you  
who am i  
your you  
you just said im me  
no i said your you  
but your you  
yes, but im not me  
if your not you, who are you  
im me, just not me  
who am i  
your you  
but your you!

—someone continue—

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/242 "2003-06-29T21:34:48Z")

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And unto EthanM, the Lord asphalt did say:

“Check your godd\*mn PM!” 😉

[size=1]Side Note: Surface and Voetsjoeba - the entire point of this thread IS NOT to continue things on from one post to another. you are completely defeating the ‘randomness’ of this ‘randomness’ thread. 😠[/size]

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/243 "2003-06-29T21:46:03Z")

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That would be cool if you lived in a concrete jungle.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/244 "2003-06-29T21:49:59Z")

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I have great ideas for new inventions…  
like a: “Beer Bottle/Lighter combo”

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/245 "2003-06-29T21:57:32Z")

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To the world, he is someone.

But to someone, he is the world.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/246 "2003-06-29T21:59:47Z")

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why is making love to dary products illegal

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/247 "2003-06-29T22:05:45Z")

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Why are there no female smilies??

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/248 "2003-06-29T22:47:19Z")

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we’ve gotta get out of this place… if it’s the last thing we ever do…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/249 "2003-06-29T23:06:05Z")

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If we changed hours to be only 40 minutes, we could have 36 hours in a day.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/250 "2003-06-29T23:09:33Z")

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i like chicken, i like liver, meow meow mix, please deliver

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/251 "2003-06-29T23:11:39Z")

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we’re out of toilet paper…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/252 "2003-06-29T23:15:09Z")

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I pledge allegience to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under god, indivisable with liberty, and justice for all

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/253 "2003-06-29T23:57:13Z")

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Why does Hawaii have an interstate Highway?

They didn’t ask permission before they invaded the country and took it over, they can do whatever they want in Hawaii.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/254 "2003-06-30T00:05:44Z")

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[AS]  
var bears=[new Bear(“Papa\_Bear”),new Bear(“Mama\_Bear”),new Bear(“Baby\_Bear”)];  
var cottage=Woods.addcottage(new cottage(‘nice’));  
for (var i=0;0\<bears.length;i++)  
bears\*.home=cottage;

onEvent (one\_Day) {  
Mama\_Bear.make(‘porridge’);  
}  
Mama\_Bear.onPorridgeDone=function(){  
while (!Porridge.isCoolYet())  
for (bear in bears)  
bear.goForAWalk();  
}  
onEvent(bearsWeregone) {  
Goldilocks = new little\_girl();  
Goldilocks.wander(Woods);  
Goldilocks.gotoAndFind(cottage);  
with(cottage.table) {  
addPorridgeBowl({size:‘big’,taste:‘too hot’});  
addPorridgeBowl({size:‘medium\_sized,taste:‘too cold’});  
addPorridgeBowl({size:‘small’,taste:‘just right’});  
}  
with(Goldilocks) {  
saw(cottage.table);  
try(cottage.table.bowls[‘big’].taste);  
try(cottage.table.bowls[‘medium\_sized’].taste);  
try(cottage.table.bowls[‘small’].taste);  
eatAllUp(cottage.table.bowls[‘small’]);  
}  
Goldilocks.goto(cottage.livingroom);  
with(cottage.livingroom) {  
addChair({size:‘big’,seat:‘too hard’});  
addChair({size:‘medium\_sized’,seat:‘too soft’});  
addChair({size:‘small’,seat:‘just right’});  
}  
with(Goldilocks) {  
try(cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘big’].seat);  
try(cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘medium\_sized’].seat);  
try(cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘small’].seat);  
}  
cottage.livingroom.chairs[‘small’].breakIntoPieces();  
Goldilocks.tumbleTo(floor());  
Goldilocks.goto(cottage.upstairs);  
with(cottage.upstairs) {  
addBed({size:‘big’,mattress:‘too hard’});  
addBed({size:‘medium\_sized’,mattress:‘too soft’});  
addBed({size:‘small’,mattress:‘just right’});  
}  
with(Goldilocks) {  
try(cottage.upstairs.beds[‘big’].mattress);  
try(cottage.upstairs.beds[‘medium\_sized’].mattress);  
try(cottage.upstairs.beds[‘small’].mattress);  
}  
Goldilocks.gotoAndFallFastAsleep(  
cottage.upstairs.beds[‘small’]);  
}  
onEvent(bearsReturned) {  
for(bear in bears) {  
bear.sitDownAndEat(Porridge);  
switch (bear.name) {  
case ‘Papa\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been eating my porridge.’);  
break;  
case ‘Mama\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been eating my porridge, too.’);  
break;  
case ‘Baby\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been eating my porridge,’+  
’ and now it’s all gone!!’);  
break;  
}  
}  
for(bear in bears) {  
bear.gotoAndGasp(cottage.livingroom);  
switch (bear.name) {  
case ‘Papa\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been sitting in my chair.’);  
break;  
case ‘Mama\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been sitting in my chair, too.’);  
break;  
case ‘Baby\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
'Somebody’s been sitting in my chair, '+  
‘and now it’s all broken!!’);  
break;  
}  
}  
for(bear in bears) {  
bear.gotoAndGapeInHorror(cottage.upstairs);  
switch (bear.name) {  
case ‘Papa\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed!’);  
break;  
case ‘Mama\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
‘Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed, too!’);  
break;  
case ‘Baby\_Bear’:  
bear.say(  
'Somebody’s been sleeping in my bed, '+  
‘and she’s still here!!!’);  
break;  
}  
}  
Goldilocks.wokeUp();  
Goldilocks.lookedAt(bears);  
for (var i=0;i\<3;i++)  
Goldilocks.ran([‘out of the house’,  
‘through the woods’,  
‘home to her mother’]\*);  
TheEnd();  
}

[/AS]

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/255 "2003-06-30T00:13:06Z")

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Once upon a time i had arms

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/256 "2003-06-30T00:16:29Z")

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:whistle:\*[The Truth](http://www.mysticalnet.net/gematria/lookup.php?system=greek&word=kirupa+be+the+devil)

\*I fixed the link. I think they’re trying to censor me

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 8:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/257 "2003-06-30T08:46:35Z")

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Gold! GOLD! Always believe in your soo-o-o-ul!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/258 "2003-06-30T11:31:11Z")

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You’ve got the power to know, you’re indestructabe-e-e-el, always belie-ieve in …

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/259 "2003-06-30T15:00:28Z")

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if kirupa is the devil, then EthanM is a crazy freak

[PROOF!](http://www.mysticalnet.net/gematria/lookup.php?system=greek&word=EthanM+be+a+crazy+freak)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/260 "2003-06-30T15:06:08Z")

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so anyway, they said **dont refer back**. I’ll call them later

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