# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/21 "2003-06-24T08:31:00Z")
In the Sunday paper in this liftout/magaziney type thing, on the cover was the woman playing the terminator in T3 and holy guacamole Batman is she hot!! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/22 "2003-06-24T08:32:54Z")
Rhode island is neith a Road or an Islandā€¦ discuss. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/23 "2003-06-24T08:39:08Z")
Finally, a thread that is impossible for me to ā€˜Englishā€™/hijack! :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/24 "2003-06-24T08:40:14Z")
Leeko leeko leeko ! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/25 "2003-06-24T11:10:47Z")
a misunderstanding led to my friend accidently confessing to my brother that she had had a sex change. even though she hasnā€™t. I let them sit in confusion for a bit before clearing the situation up. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/26 "2003-06-24T13:05:23Z")
This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/27 "2003-06-24T13:14:28Z")
Do you know why polar bears never eat penguins? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/28 "2003-06-24T13:18:03Z")
I will ban anyone who continues to post in this thread. :bad: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/29 "2003-06-24T13:35:43Z")
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/30 "2003-06-24T14:25:21Z")
after I stick this steaming hot cattle brander in my eye, I am going to sever off my testicles with a cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/31 "2003-06-24T14:40:26Z")
Did you know that a trumpet can stay longer under water than a penguin ? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/32 "2003-06-24T15:01:39Z")
Some people that create Divx material from NTSC donā€™t even know that inverse telecine must be done. So the Divx video stream stays at 29.97fps and will have artefacts when watched on your PC because interlacing artefacts do not compress well at all. Cheers! -Niann ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/33 "2003-06-24T15:32:02Z")
ooppps! I crapped my pants ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/34 "2003-06-24T15:37:08Z")
Even though I donā€™t wanna add to the spam: George W. Bush is the best president ever and now none of you can argue or it will have something to do with my post. HAHAHAHA. **Said like boris in goldeneye** ā€œI AM INVINCIBLE!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/35 "2003-06-24T15:44:23Z")
Im gunna be a mongoose dog ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/36 "2003-06-24T15:54:34Z")
> \*Originally posted by Kajinku \* > \*\*Do you know why polar bears never eat penguins? \*\* Yes because polar bears live on the north pole and penguins live on the south poleā€¦ nooo please dont ban me thor! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/37 "2003-06-24T15:57:38Z")
Why my room is 90% of the time dirty,and my computer is clean every month or soā€¦ And sad enff iā€™m too lazy to clean it up only when i get paid to do it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/38 "2003-06-24T17:10:57Z")
In Atlanta GA, USA itā€™s illegal to tie a giraffe to a street light or telephone pole. (Dogs are ok) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/39 "2003-06-24T17:58:24Z")
Why does my girlfriend flirt with other guys? ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/40 "2003-06-24T17:59:18Z")
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