# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/381 "2004-07-09T05:06:22Z")
I wonder if you told a fish that humans are supposed to drink at least 8 glasses of water a day they would think you were crazy? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/382 "2004-07-09T05:42:23Z")
my speakers are broken ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 9:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/383 "2004-07-09T09:39:50Z")
my everything is broken. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/384 "2004-07-09T13:07:37Z")
Red Sox Swept Oakland yay!!! Tied for wildcard bizznitch-nugget! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/385 "2004-07-09T13:10:49Z")
Blue Jays Swept Seattle! > Carlos Delgado blasted a three-run, walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth inning Thursday as the Blue Jays rallied to sweep away Seattle ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/386 "2004-07-09T14:03:30Z")
Sodium Citrate ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/387 "2004-07-09T14:11:18Z")
Stop fondling my binoculars. Why must the house laugh at my calculator ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/388 "2004-07-09T14:24:01Z")
Limecat is not pleased ([http://www.limecat.net](http://www.limecat.net)). ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/389 "2004-07-09T14:32:09Z")
> [@kirupa](#): > > Limecat is not pleased ([http://www.limecat.net](http://www.limecat.net)). > Limecat is not pleased. …and he doesn’t like people who link to his picture, so don’t. You’ve been warned! Teeeee Heeee heee heeee its good to be bad ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/390 "2004-07-09T14:34:30Z")
ever seen life-like camel-toes? 😛 [http://www.collegehumor.com/?image\_id=59306](http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=59306) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/391 "2004-07-09T14:44:35Z")
Dishwashers always help with the Car when you pay it 15 bucks and offer it breakfast at mars ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/392 "2004-07-09T15:29:00Z")
I can’t talk on a telephone ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/393 "2004-07-10T10:26:42Z")
I’m in the middle of a thunderstorm :crazy: [size=1]Seriously, I am. Maybe I’d better switch my pc off :ne: [/size] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/394 "2004-07-10T12:00:55Z")
5 americans die every year from licking 9v batterys to see if they are still live. Blabj ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/395 "2004-07-10T12:40:18Z")
> [@blabj](#): > > 5 americans die every year from licking 9v batterys to see if they are still live. > Blabj :lol: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/396 "2004-07-10T17:39:01Z")
Did you know that if you sneeze, fart and burp at the same time, you die? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/397 "2004-07-10T18:34:32Z")
On average 200,000 americans are hurt by buckets in a year! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/398 "2004-07-10T18:37:50Z")
DOOOOBALEY DOOOOOOOO!!! ![](http://a2webdesign.com/jarvis/funny/bunchies.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/399 "2004-07-10T18:41:25Z")
It’s raining over here. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/400 "2004-07-10T18:44:28Z")
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