# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/461 "2004-07-14T00:35:04Z")
Did you know there are over a hundred kinds of cheeses? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/462 "2004-07-14T00:52:45Z")
did you knwo that there are over 2 types or kelbasa? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/463 "2004-07-14T05:27:20Z")
llamma is pronounced yaama ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/464 "2004-07-14T06:02:27Z")
my foot is itchy, why is this ?? [:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 9:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/465 "2004-07-14T09:54:53Z")
Britain’s troubled Princess Diana Memorial Fountain suffered another hiccup less than a week after it caused flooding – this time running dry. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/466 "2004-07-14T20:08:42Z")
My dog just ate some lettuce ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/467 "2004-07-14T20:34:57Z")
I wanna attach this laser to my toy gun but I dunno how… :-/ This is really frustrating ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/468 "2004-07-14T20:55:45Z")
A conversation between me and a friend on MSN messenger: Garret: “I need one of those tool things… you know… for nails…” Me: “A hammer?” Garret: “Yes! Thank you! Come over here and give me a hammer.” Me: :stunned: Garret: “That came out wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/469 "2004-07-14T22:15:17Z")
When you buy new beige shoes, don’t walk them out the store in a storm. _[size=1]It’s no joke.[/size]_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/470 "2004-07-15T00:13:54Z")
is the stuff in this threAd really rAndom, or Are people thinking of things to write in here… hmmmm [:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/471 "2004-07-15T00:24:09Z")
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/472 "2004-07-15T00:28:07Z")
I love stealing pens. // Even though I’m breaking my own rules here. I read that and thought… Nails… A Nail file? Maybe I should lay off the pink fonts for a while. > [@hificopymaster](#): > > A conversation between me and a friend on MSN messenger: > > Garret: “I need one of those tool things… you know… for nails…” > Me: “A hammer?” > Garret: “Yes! Thank you! Come over here and give me a hammer.” > Me: :stunned: > Garret: “That came out wrong.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/473 "2004-07-15T01:23:46Z")
[size=2][color=black]I am seeking the Eye of Horus, that I might bring it back and count it. I am Thoth who brings back a frying pan made of Chocolate, not of the exceptional kind, just the wal-mart house brand. I am he who returns the Almighty Peanut of Destruction, I am he who abolishes its dimness, when its brightness was damaged in the Blessed House of Concrete Pancakes. Wibble.[/color][/size] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/474 "2004-07-15T01:32:48Z")
The University of Utah operates a cosmic cheese detector called the Bumble-twat-3, situated at the Dugway Proving Ground about an hour’s drive from Salt Lake City. The Bumble-twat-3 consists of an array of telescopes which stare into the night sky and record the amount of intergalactic cheeses which result when very high energy cosmic rays curdle and become cheesey. From the height and intensity of the rays, one can calculate the nature of the cheese and its flavor. At present, 78% of cosmic cheese has been deemed non-hostile nor displayed any nuclear tendencies. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/475 "2004-07-15T03:05:11Z")
Wassup shizzle? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/476 "2004-07-15T03:47:25Z")
At the coffee shop. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2004, 10:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/477 "2004-07-15T10:18:49Z")
![](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4002) Who? The what? Where? :drool: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/478 "2004-07-18T07:34:23Z")
I’ll take two pints of cardboard monkey. two bent eggs and a 960lb tadpole spinning circles into the linoleum please. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/479 "2004-07-18T07:39:46Z")
you didn’t see that. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/480 "2004-07-18T07:43:41Z")
Nope, must have missed it. I had my X-Ray shoelaces untied at the time, and was about to embark on a 15 minute journey to Egypt. .on a skateboard from Mexico wearing a neon badger on my head screaming “FUDELENCE!!.. FUDELENCE” [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915.md?page=23) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915.md?page=25)