# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/521 "2004-07-20T23:34:15Z")
The best way to Fight back a 3 legged Butt Cheek is to Skew it with a Banana ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/522 "2004-07-20T23:39:41Z")
Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Dirty Joe Dirteh. Eeeaaahh. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/523 "2004-07-20T23:42:59Z")
“There, I’ve won.” “No you haven’t.” “But I’ve just cut your arm off.” “No you didn’t.” “Yes I did, look.” “Oh, that? That’s just a flesh wound.” “But your arms off!”… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/524 "2004-07-20T23:49:53Z")
> [@Flash Gordon](#): > > “There, I’ve won.” > “No you haven’t.” > “But I’ve just cut your arm off.” > “No you didn’t.” > “Yes I did, look.” > “Oh, that? That’s just a flesh wound.” > “But your arms off!”… bwahahahaaha!! :+) :+) :pleased: :thumb: :pirate3: “…We’re knights of the round TABLE!..” _does a dance_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/525 "2004-07-20T23:52:22Z")
SPAM SPAM SPAM… I’m borded… I wonder if the universe is endless/ Because It isn’t because we can fabem endless… there for, there must be an border some where… and what is the shape of the universe is it shaped as a disk or as a sfeer. And if it;s explanding… How fast is it exspanding it must be exspanding at the speed of light. because at the end of universe anti-matter is being turn into matter. hmmm \*thinks. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/526 "2004-07-21T06:49:15Z")
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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/527 "2004-07-21T07:06:14Z")
I love sausage // but it’s WAY to big ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/528 "2004-07-21T07:09:33Z")
aye… and somebody likes to exercise their authority over their sense of humor it seems. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/529 "2004-07-21T07:13:00Z")
I don’t eat veges or tables. (read it fast hint hint)… // I don’t mind, you can leave it on as long as you like, I’m just telling you that as soon as a mod sees it it’ll be gone, just a warning ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/530 "2004-07-21T07:14:17Z")
> [@thoriphes](#): > > I :love: you too 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/531 "2004-07-21T08:16:16Z")
I’ve been growing my hair lately, for the first time in many years. This morning I got annoyed with it. Tonight, it comes off. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 8:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/532 "2004-07-21T08:26:17Z")
[color=#000000]“Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can’t even hold a job washin’ cars.”[/color] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 9:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/533 "2004-07-21T09:57:15Z")
:red: The head is on fiyah ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/534 "2004-07-21T10:27:22Z")
[12:12] \<@Syko\> who? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 11:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/535 "2004-07-21T11:26:09Z")
[Ezekiel 25:17 among others] Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. as if that isn’t the best quote ever !!! [:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/536 "2004-07-21T13:36:39Z")
“No more rhyming, and I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/537 "2004-07-21T14:01:18Z")
[23:25] \ it’s free ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/538 "2004-07-21T14:25:04Z")
[http://www.random.com](http://www.random.com) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/539 "2004-07-21T14:35:35Z")
Earn more sessions by sleeving. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/540 "2004-07-21T15:08:44Z")
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