# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/541 "2004-07-21T15:15:34Z")
[www.zombo.com](http://www.zombo.com) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/542 "2004-07-21T15:26:33Z")
You take your white finger Slide the nail under the top and bottom buttons of my blazer Relax the fraying wool, slacken ties And I’m not to look at you in the shoe, but the eyes Find the eyes Find me and follow me through corridors Refectories and files you must follow Leave this academic factory You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee It’s better in the matinee The dark of the matinee is mine, yes it’s mine I time every journey to bump into you accidentally I charm you and tell you of the boys I hate All the girls I hate, all the words I hate, the clothes I hate How I’ll never be anything I hate You smile, mention something that you like Oh, how you’d have a happy life if you did the things you like Find me and follow me through corridors Refectories and files you must follow Leave this academic factory You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee It’s better in the matinee The dark of the matinee is mine, yes it’s mine So I’m on BBC2 now, telling Terry Wogan how I made it And what I made is unclear now But his deference is and his laughter is My words and smile are so easy now Yes, it’s easy now, yes, it’s easy now Find me and follow me through corridors Refectories and files you must follow Leave this academic factory You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee Well, find me and follow me through corridors Refectories and files you must follow Leave this academic factory You will find me in the matinee, the dark of the matinee It’s better in the matinee The dark of the matinee is mine, yes it’s mine ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/543 "2004-07-21T15:53:49Z")
mlk- :thumb: An effervescing elephant with tiny eyes, and great big trunk Once whispered to the tiny ear, the ear of one inferior That by next June he’d die, oh yeah! Because the tiger would roam The little one said “oh my goodness I must stay at home And everytime I hear a growl I’ll know the tiger’s on the prowl But I’ll be really safe you know The elephant he told me so” And everyone was nervy, oh yeah! And the message was spread to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus Who wallowed in the mud and chewed their spicy hippoplankton food And tended to ignore the word, refering to survey I heard From stupid water bison, oh yeah! And all the jungle took fright and ran around for all the day and the night But all in vain because you see The tiger came and said “Who me? You know I wouldn’t hurt not one of you I much prefer something to chew and you’re all too scant, oh yeah!” He ate the elephant. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/544 "2004-07-21T21:28:53Z")
It’s time to play the music It’s time to light the lights t’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. It’s time to put on makeup It’s time to dress up right It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Why do we always come here I guess we’ll never know It’s like a kind of torture To have to watch the show And now let’s get things started Why don’t you get things started It’s time to get things started On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/545 "2004-07-21T22:20:10Z")
WEWSTTYJIL;OLNM /;]\ sorry, there was a spider on the keyboard ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/546 "2004-07-21T22:21:29Z")
Try to lick the back of your head :thumb:! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/547 "2004-07-21T22:23:58Z")
I hate my neighborhod! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/548 "2004-07-21T22:26:57Z")
I DON’T LIVE AN A HOD, I live an a hood 😛 and everybody’s ignoring my thread :(: [http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=579461](http://www.kirupaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=579461) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/549 "2004-07-21T22:28:05Z")
C´mon! just eat that fries! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/550 "2004-07-21T22:31:43Z")
This thread is so that people can up their post count isn’t it? Along with the never ending story and the word assoc. game. I’m onto you. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/551 "2004-07-21T22:40:28Z")
I do wonder reefster about your wonders 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/552 "2004-07-21T22:50:27Z")
Lol what :P? – Flubber me goose and kick me in the…baseball! Do you like baseball? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/553 "2004-07-22T03:49:48Z")
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOw. insert cat noise here. [spoiler=Reefster Is on To Us!]Hah! I got you to look at this didn’t i![/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/554 "2004-07-22T06:55:38Z")
Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true american (Apu Nahasapeemapetilon) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/555 "2004-07-22T11:41:57Z")
I just completed The Simpsons Hit&Run for the second time ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/556 "2004-07-22T16:19:09Z")
did you know that the first oscillator was discovered by Elisha Gray (1835-1901) in 1876? Gray accidentally dicovered that he could control sound from a self vibrating electromagnetic circuit and in doing so invented a basic single note oscillator. He named it the ‘Musical Telegraph’. thanks Mr. Gray! [http://www.obsolete.com/120\_years/machines/telegraph/index.html](http://www.obsolete.com/120_years/machines/telegraph/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/557 "2004-07-22T16:21:43Z")
I hope my store will not be robbed more than 4 times while I am driving around today (Apu Nahasapeemapetilon) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/558 "2004-07-22T16:47:24Z")
Pigs can’t look up in the sky. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/559 "2004-07-22T16:49:47Z")
not unless you give ‘em a good lipbustin’. that’ll show 'em to rebel. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/560 "2004-07-22T16:50:28Z")
I’m onto you is right! _Takes out zizzors_ \ Take that take that take that. _Licks lips_ Take that take that take that. \ Welcome back! [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915.md?page=27) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915.md?page=29)