# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 10:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/701 "2004-08-19T10:16:34Z")
Cheese is good!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/702 "2004-08-19T18:09:09Z")
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious! // lol, this is my favorite thread 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/703 "2004-08-19T18:35:12Z")
I looked outside and saw a cloud… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/704 "2004-08-19T18:38:31Z")
Athletic Boosters may lead to overuse of cell phones. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/705 "2004-08-22T21:00:58Z")
Massu has won the Men’s Single Tennis Olympic Final … huh cheers ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 9:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/706 "2004-08-22T21:05:13Z")
what ho…? _scratches butt_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/707 "2004-08-22T21:14:48Z")
Finding that my means of escape ended with the departure of the last dropship, I realized that I must put on my cloak of invulnerability and run through the giant stalks of corn that claimed the lives of many of my fellow cyborg comrades. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/708 "2004-08-22T21:25:10Z")
what animal should you never play cards with? A CHEETAH! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/709 "2004-08-26T03:47:15Z")
nie wiem gdzie jestem. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/710 "2004-08-26T04:06:14Z")
Cinderalla’s step sisters cut off their heels and toes so they could fit in the gold slipper. Coincidence? I think not. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/711 "2004-08-26T07:24:49Z")
There are a lot of Polish players in Darkthrone. Like, a lot. Like, _too friggin’ many._ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/712 "2004-08-26T14:33:52Z")
Stop Looking at me Swan!!! ![](http://kirupaforum.com/forums/images/smilies/scream.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/713 "2004-08-31T00:45:36Z")
shampoo is better i go on first and clean the scalp. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/714 "2004-08-31T00:52:04Z")
After my failed attempt at circumventing the entire banking system of Trinidad but not Tobago, I found myself a nice job selling bottles of a mystery cleaning liquid that you can purchase for 19.95 plus 5.95 S&H. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/715 "2004-08-31T01:19:34Z")
Ah pooh rick ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/716 "2004-08-31T01:46:39Z")
You get spankings 20 spankings! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/717 "2004-08-31T09:12:23Z")
Honolulu sounds like Gonoruru. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/718 "2004-08-31T22:27:03Z")
Hear all, hear all… the new gypsy witches have moved into town with their latest gadgetries! Lets all go lick their boots! AWAY!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/719 "2004-08-31T23:10:27Z")
_tolle lege_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/720 "2004-08-31T23:14:26Z")
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