# Randomness **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915 "2003-06-24T07:51:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/121 "2003-06-25T19:32:52Z")
I’m listening to techno with a headphone with the greatest bass in the world, I’m not taking this thing off ! [EDIT] OMG, listening to embargo - hysterie (live), the bass is stunning !! [/EDIT] ---
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I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/123 "2003-06-25T21:07:00Z")
the food was just no good, the pizza was all mushed up and the chicken tastes like wood… :sigh: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/124 "2003-06-25T21:08:28Z")
I love speedy people. They don’t get in your way. ---
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kirupaForum \> Talk \> Random \> Randomness Pages (9): « First … « 7 8 [9] Go to first unread post Last Thread Next Thread Author Thread Voetsjoeba Total Eclipse Registered: Mar 2003 Location: Belgium, Ghent Style: Black by Thoriphes Posts: 597 I’m listening to techno with a headphone with the greatest bass in the world, I’m not taking this thing off ! [EDIT] OMG, listening to embargo - hysterie (live), the bass is stunning !! [/EDIT] * * * I am not armed you know. Last edited by Voetsjoeba on 06-25-2003 at 03:40 PM Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 03:32 PM EthanM A Simple Fabrication Registered: Dec 2002 Location: Cool Kids Table Style: Blue Steel by E. Geek Posts: 123 I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet. * * * …:::EthanMichael:::… Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 04:45 PM ahmed syntheticOrange Registered: Dec 2002 Location: getLocal(“Canada”); Style: Orange by Kitiara Posts: 1661 the food was just no good, the pizza was all mushed up and the chicken tastes like wood… * * * “even if the marshmallow monster is eating your sister, don’t go over 0 dB” – Jobe Makaar Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 05:07 PM [m] lovely Registered: Jun 2003 Location: Cookiejar Style: Green Posts: 36 I love speedy people. They don’t get in your way. * * * - [m] Njes. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 05:08 PM thoriphes rocks the casbah… Registered: Jun 2002 Location: Under the Milkyway Style: Dark Blue by Thor Posts: 1620 kirupaForum \> Talk \> Random \> Randomness Pages (9): « First … « 7 8 [9] Go to first unread post Last Thread Next Thread Author Thread Voetsjoeba Total Eclipse Registered: Mar 2003 Location: Belgium, Ghent Style: Black by Thoriphes Posts: 597 I’m listening to techno with a headphone with the greatest bass in the world, I’m not taking this thing off ! [EDIT] OMG, listening to embargo - hysterie (live), the bass is stunning !! [/EDIT] * * * I am not armed you know. Last edited by Voetsjoeba on 06-25-2003 at 03:40 PM Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 03:32 PM EthanM A Simple Fabrication Registered: Dec 2002 Location: Cool Kids Table Style: Blue Steel by E. Geek Posts: 123 I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet. * * * …:::EthanMichael:::… Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 04:45 PM ahmed syntheticOrange Registered: Dec 2002 Location: getLocal(“Canada”); Style: Orange by Kitiara Posts: 1661 the food was just no good, the pizza was all mushed up and the chicken tastes like wood… * * * “even if the marshmallow monster is eating your sister, don’t go over 0 dB” – Jobe Makaar Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 05:07 PM [m] lovely Registered: Jun 2003 Location: Cookiejar Style: Green Posts: 36 I love speedy people. They don’t get in your way. * * * - [m] Njes. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 06-25-2003 05:08 PM All times are GMT -3 hours. The time now is 06:02 PM. 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Pages (9): « First … « 7 8 [9] Last Thread Next Thread Talk \> Random \> Randomness ``` Post Reply ``` Your Reply: [check message length] Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Private Messages User Control Panel Who’s Online Search Forums Forums Home -------------------- Talk-- Top Secret-- Random-- Ordered-- Footer Contest-- BattleHelp-- Flash MX-- Flash 5-- Flash ActionScript-- Server-Side/Scripting-- best of kirupa.com-- Drawing and DesignOther Vector Applications-- OtherFrontPage 2002: A Beginner’s Guide-- Book HelpDesign-- Site Check-- Site of the Week-- Test ForumForum Information-- Forum Help-- Previous Grid Contest-- Forbidden Rate This Thread: Select a rating… 5 … Best 4 3 … Average 2 1 … Worst Forum Rules:You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts HTML code is ON vB code is ON Smilies are ON [IMG] code is ON Admin Options: – Thread Options – Open / Close Thread Move / Copy Thread Edit Thread Delete Thread / Posts Merge Threads Split Thread Stick / Unstick Thread ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/126 "2003-06-26T00:08:21Z")
thoriphes, You mentioned another thread and here whereas have therefor unto broken the laws which reside upon this thread. wait, how can I tell you this without mentioning your post? I guess I have to brake the laws to stop you from braking the laws. This is an odd situation we find ourselves in… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/127 "2003-06-26T00:21:57Z")
omg, i’ve broken the law. what am i gonna do? aw crap, i guess i’m locked from this thread forever. there’s no use in living anymore… _die_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/128 "2003-06-26T01:41:48Z")
im horny ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/129 "2003-06-26T02:24:17Z")
quote from freshman seminar I: (a student who had just awoken to find himself being called to respond) - > Well I just wanted to say that in my opinion, and im not sure if this may have been where you were going with that, but nonetheless I thought it might be relevant to point out that the argument could be made, not that there’s anything wrong with the idea, but - well actually this sort goes along with what she was saying earlier, that -cough cough- excuse me - well what I mean is - cough - im sorry my throat has been bothering me today, but I think were all really trying to get at the same thing here, and just wanted to emphasize the point, not to get carried away, but I think there’s a lot to be considered here, and I think that some valid points have been made and I just want to encourage everyone to consider whats been said. no one suspected a thing… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/130 "2003-06-26T03:59:36Z")
"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby.” -JH ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/131 "2003-06-26T04:00:42Z")
look in a mirror before you go out in public… Please! Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/132 "2003-06-26T04:03:52Z")
I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/133 "2003-06-26T04:06:54Z")
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/134 "2003-06-26T04:09:32Z")
It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented stingray, and it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I’d blown a seal I said, “Fix the \*\*\*\* thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?” While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar A real dive, but I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said “Hi, Gil!” You have to yell, he’s hard of herring Gil was also down on his luck Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water I bellied up to the sandbar, he poured me the usual Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side, heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin, on porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s squids, just for the halibut Well the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole! Tommy was rockin’ the place with a very popular tuna “Salmon Chanted Evening” And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail, and she’s giving me the eye So I figured this is my chance – You know, a piece of Pisces!?! But she said things I just couldn’t fathom She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink! She drank like a…She drank a lot I said, “What’s your sign?” She said, “Aquarium.” I said, “Let’s Get Tanked!” Think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!! I invited her to my place for a midnight bait I said, “Come on baby, it’ll only take a few minnows.” She threw me that same old line, “Not tonight, I gotta haddock.” And she wasn’t kidding either Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I’d ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me and said, “Listen, shrimp, don’t you come trollin’ around here!” What a crab! This guy was steamed! I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him, I said, “A-balone! You’re just being shellfish!” Well, I knew it was going to be trouble, and so did Gil Because he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over…it was a fluke…but there he was Flat as a mackerel…kelpless I said, “Forget the cods Gil, this guy’s gonna need a sturgeon!” Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me She said, “Hey, big boy, you’re really a game fish. What’s your name?” I said, “Marlin.” I think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!! Well from then on we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner, I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams!!! I think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!! I think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh Wet Dream!!! Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/135 "2003-06-26T04:18:59Z")
OMG rev, that’s hilarious. Did you write that yourself? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/136 "2003-06-26T04:27:54Z")
Kip Adotta 1984 I heard it on the radio in my car. I almost drove across 3 lanes of traffic I was laughing so hard… :beam: Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) sorry EthanM [edit] does that mean I win? I made someone reply to my post… what do I win? [/edit] ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/137 "2003-06-26T04:33:07Z")
If you reverse the letters in your name you almost get FeverAndRash L. No prblem. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/138 "2003-06-26T08:11:48Z")
Friday at the overport, 4 'o clock, Ahmed vs Kirupa ! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/139 "2003-06-27T02:04:42Z")
Dammit Randomness!! Where were you?!?! You were where?!!! The 2nd page!!! I thought I told you never to go there. It always starts that way. First you just wanna go to the 2nd page, and soon you’ll be gone forever! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/randomness/23915/140 "2003-06-28T10:49:14Z")
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