# Real Friends poem

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/real-friends-poem/20175>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [May 6, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/real-friends-poem/20175 "2003-05-06T04:31:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Makaveli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Makaveli](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Makaveli)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/real-friends-poem/20175/1 "2003-05-06T04:31:33Z")

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:sigh: I especially like the LAST part…saw this on net somewhere…

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Friend,

When you are sad… I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bit@@ who made you sad.

When you are blue… I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile… I’ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared… I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried… I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused… I will use little words to explain it to  
your dumb \*\*\*.

When you are sick… Stay away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall… I will point and laugh at your clumsy \*\*\* (and  
remind you of it again, and again…)

P.S. Remember, a friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

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;( bodies are a @#$% to move…need a few good strong hands

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/real-friends-poem/20175/2 "2003-05-06T12:45:53Z")

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_tear_

wow man, that was emotional and stuff… I think I am going to give a couple friends a call today

😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/real-friends-poem/20175/3 "2003-05-06T21:28:19Z")

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LOL! Thats hilarious…

I mean…:\*( so touching… and emtional!  
Your a great example of a freind!

Also, did you graduate and get your degree of a\*sholishness yet?

hehehe… jk