# Red rabbit to bad magic **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 15, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646 "2004-07-15T00:16:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/501 "2004-07-27T00:36:01Z")
yep, those scary little beasts… man, I love this thread, we can hijack the heck out of it and it doesn’t matter! 😜 😛 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/502 "2004-07-27T00:37:30Z")
postcount++; bombing, you live on the bleeding forum, man… i get on in the morning, you’re on… i get on @ lunch, you’re on… i get on @ night… you’re… not on… are you stalking me? _paranoid_ haha j/k :p: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/503 "2004-07-27T00:55:21Z")
completely wrong! here the whole truth about the smurfs: **why are there so many male smurfs and only one female?** _You may have recognized male smurfs all look equal, only the femal one looks different. here the genetically correct answer: you all should know from your biology lessons that the male sperm contains the chromosome that makes the decision if the child will be male or female. same applies to smurfs: smurfsperm with a male Y chromosome contains rather few genetical information (result: all of the males look equal) smurfsperm with a female X chromosome is a lot heavier since it contains a lot more genetical information. so the Y-chromosome sperm is a lot faster, and the chance a new male smurf is born is like ~95%._ **what happens to smurfs when they get older / why do the older generations comprise only one male smurf?** _when smurfs reach pubescence some genes awake and result aggressive behavior (like in many animal species). In a ritual fight to death only one male smurf survifes - the new papa smurf - who wins the attention of the female smurf(s). His task is now to produce the new offspring. the female smurf(s) bring birth to hundreds of smurfs since their childbearing period is only a few days, and they give birth to 3-10 smurf each time. after that they die from sexual exhaustion._ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/504 "2004-07-27T01:01:51Z")
lol… mcgiver = crazoo. :p: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/505 "2004-07-27T01:39:21Z")
What’s this? Are you guys (and girl) doing _something_? Wait till Master President King Lord Sir hears about this. :upset: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/506 "2004-07-27T01:39:31Z")
and on your right, we have mcgiver, encyclopedia eccentric extrodinaire! Now, to your left we have the dress, hansomley modeled by the infamous EatHam! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/507 "2004-07-27T01:42:52Z")
nonono we arent doing anything - just talking about it - not doing anything about it ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/508 "2004-07-27T01:44:41Z")
> [@wizard](#): > > What’s this? Are you guys (and girl) doing _something_? Wait till Master President King Lord Sir hears about this. :upset: > > :lol: narking counts as doing something too, hypocrit!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/509 "2004-07-27T01:52:26Z")
> [@xxviii](#): > > narking counts as doing something too, hypocrit!! Oh Noooo!!! I am ashamed. Wait, I guess everything counts as something. Hmmm, I wonder if Ethan thought this through well. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/510 "2004-07-27T02:02:41Z")
nonono nothing is nothing dont worry ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/511 "2004-07-27T02:03:43Z")
of course he did! Don’t let your faith waiver in the face, under the toe or behind the back of Master President Lord King Sir! _mental slap power!_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/512 "2004-07-27T02:21:19Z")
Wohoo! A female member. YAYs! Welcome hifi! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 5:16am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/513 "2004-07-27T05:16:06Z")
> [@Coppertop](#): > > of course he did! Don’t let your faith waiver in the face, under the toe or behind the back of Master President Lord King Sir! _mental slap power!_ Ahhh, thanks for slapping me out of it. :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/514 "2004-07-27T07:02:51Z")
I will approve of the above research into the reproductive nature of Smurfs. While it is something, the knowledge is useless and can serve a purpose for nothing; therefore it is a welcome part of our cult. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/515 "2004-07-27T13:53:44Z")
The mastahs back ya’ll! putcha clothes back on! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/516 "2004-07-27T20:34:28Z")
☹ Fine… _puts clothes back on_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/517 "2004-07-27T20:37:31Z")
Welcome back Master President King Lord Sir :king:… I can assure you that nothing happened while you were gone. 😉 Although you can go back and check for yourself if I’m lying to you. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/518 "2004-07-27T20:38:33Z")
wizard was a good boy. so was i! _cough_ :p: ---
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Lol. They speak the truth! Truly! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646/520 "2004-07-27T22:57:40Z")
Wizard, Only what I expect of you… the best! Body… I’m watching you. Let’s all join in and welcome our newest member, Head Mistress Eventide Clone Kill Vixen! [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646.md?page=25) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/red-rabbit-to-bad-magic/57646.md?page=27)