# Republican National Convention Schedule
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410
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**Created:** [August 27, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410 "2004-08-27T15:11:56Z")
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### Author:  [@mjULTRA](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/mjULTRA)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410/1 "2004-08-27T15:11:56Z")
**REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY**
The RNC starts today, and i somehow managed to get a copy of their itinerary for the day. Looks to be pretty packed… Here’s a breakdown…
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on “Are Elections Really Necessary?”
7:30 PM Announcement: Lincoln Memorial Renamed for Ronald Reagan
7:35 PM Trent Lott “Re-segregation in the 21st Century”
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It’s What’s for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call for EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings “Can’t Help Lovin’ Dat Man”
9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on “Why Women Shouldn’t Be Leaders”
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Carl Rove Lecture: Doublespeak Made Simple
10:30 PM Rumsfeld Lecture/Demonstration: How to Squint and Talk Macho Even When You Feel Squishy Inside
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark “deer in headlights” stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft Demonstration: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM GOP’s Tribute to Tokenism, featuring Colin Powell & CondiRice
10:46 PM Ann Coulter’s Tribute to “Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot”
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation’s Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call for EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Newt Gingrich speaks on “The Sanctity of Marriage”
11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
:trout:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410/2 "2004-08-27T15:21:44Z")
> [@Majeye](#):
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> **REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE New York, NY**
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> 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
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> 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
LMAO
Funny stuff Maj…
Now if you could only channel that energy and hate you have for the republican party to web design…you would fricken take over the industry :beam:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410/3 "2004-08-27T15:27:35Z")
yeah, hate.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410/4 "2004-08-27T15:30:20Z")
easy there… its all done in humor, and i wouldn’t use the word hate, when contempt, disgust, and despise more accurately describe the situation. If there is anything i hate, its when people try to label criticism as hatred…
lol Fester…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410/5 "2004-08-27T15:34:01Z")
if there is anything I hate its when people label hate as criticism and or free speech. Hey but it was funny hatred.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/republican-national-convention-schedule/62410/6 "2004-08-27T16:14:23Z")
“You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!!”