# Rhymes Galore

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [October 11, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797 "2003-10-11T07:35:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dessoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed655f/32.png) [@dessoya](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/dessoya)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/1 "2003-10-11T07:35:17Z")

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hey everyone,

i give a sentece and next one must make a new rhyme of it…  
then next, and next, and s.o.

here´s my quote:

> here im standing, nothing to loose

~:azn:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/2 "2003-10-20T21:41:57Z")

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…better back up and back off, you jack-off, or else  
you might pull a cheddar bob- crap, you sureshot yourself  
If you persist with that ish, you might just die today,  
When I proceed to melt your ego like an igloo in a microwave  
get some glasses, reread what i wrote, so you can clearly see  
i never mentioned jewelry; only that hip hop is very dear to me  
ive established a rapping tyranny - so its easy to make fun of yah  
Challengers get blown up like the space shuttle Columbia  
im rollin’ hella fatties - you puff-up on a skinny jay  
what kind of dumb-f\*ck name is Tuknuk, anyway??  
your inability to kick original lyrics says it all  
your the real reason that Trojan makes condoms in extra small  
i betchya fall off, you’re lost, and the only real sure shot is,  
any chick you attempt to hit on, will get turned off quick.  
i’m not sorry for pickin on you - even though i know you are very slow  
My Ron Jeremy Flow makes your wack raps the laughing stock of Ontario  
so carry yo’ simplistic rhyme schemes to another thread,  
and leave me to catch up on my sleep - in your mothers bed.

Ooooohhhhh!! Dissed. hahaha…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/3 "2003-11-07T19:48:02Z")

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Majeye loves to pull that 12 year old skirt up  
Dissin on tuknuks when he is just a f_ck up  
U pull out the strap…on n hit the young chicks  
You shoulda checked and realized their lil d_cks  
Rollin down your ghetto block in my tinted truck  
Im wit ur chicken head in my truck makin her cluck  
You say you can flow so come on hoe lets go  
The words you own aren’t homegrown we know  
Rippin off sesame street while circle jerkin to elmo  
You aint ever gonna be battlin on my level oh hell no  
I hold the mic right when ur busy readin an instruction mag  
Now go Clean off your tears with your boyfriends dirty c\*m rag

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/4 "2003-11-07T20:40:08Z")

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Majeye can get some of this, but he’s played out like Canibus  
Now Dan get delerious and says some \*\*\*\* that he thinks is serious  
but you aint going to do nothing but make me furious  
rip you apart and have your friends bounce to this.

They say talk about things you know, so you bring up a hoe  
then you talk about circle jerkin’ to tickle me elmo,  
listen up you little homo, drivin a pick-up tryin’ to be hetero  
think talking about your tinted windows makes you macho  
but wake up dead and no need to guess who shot you  
Tried Gangsta, ended up a wangsta - yah I got you.

Tuknuk’s up in here, in your heart strikin’ fear  
so do your best to stear clear - get out my way dear  
I got more ways than fester to make your body disapear  
talk about me again, it better start with the word "mister"  
or you family is going to be like “you know, I sure do miss HER!”

Little punk \*\*\*\*\*, your prolly a snitch, without a penny to pinch  
piss me off and end up like the guys from that movie deliverence.  
So heed my warning if you want to see tomorrow morning  
reading your rhymes is starting to get boring,  
you hear that noise? Yah, that’s me snoring.

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/5 "2003-11-07T20:57:54Z")

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LMAO That was tight \*\*\*\* Sureshot, \*\*\*\* owned us all the \*\*\*\* up!!!

Your lucky I’m in a good mood and won’t ban your \*\*\* for making fun of me! 😉

> They say talk about things you know, so you bring up a hoe  
> then you talk about circle jerkin’ to tickle me elmo,  
> listen up you little homo, drivin a pick-up tryin’ to be hetero  
> think talking about your tinted windows makes you macho  
> but wake up dead and no need to guess who shot you  
> Tried Gangsta, ended up a wangsta - yah I got you.  
> Best ever!!!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/6 "2003-11-07T21:08:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by telekinesis \*  
> \*\*LMAO That was tight \*\*\*\* Sureshot, \*\*\*\* owned us all the \*\*\*\* up!!!

Your lucky I’m in a good mood and won’t ban your \*\*\* for making fun of me! 😉

Best ever!!! \*\*

Seriously man. I am still trying to think of a comeback.

\*[SIZE=1]ahhh…screw it. I’ll just bust out the machette and lop off his nutsack[/SIZE] \*

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/7 "2003-11-07T21:15:59Z")

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You be dissin but you know a clear flow is what your missin  
Ill leave ya there eye twitchin lookin at my words wishin  
That you didnt open your mouth and kept on your knees kissin  
You aint hard, stick to being catholic and dont miss your mission

(gotta get back to work, be back later)

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/8 "2003-11-07T21:46:23Z")

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You ruin a ryhme, I pinch my dime  
Load a phat sack, It’s rippin time

Your blood thickens each and every ryhme i rip a flow  
Ill eat up your kids before their bones have time to grow  
From the stomach to the brain I don’t complain  
At the end I floss my teeth with the main vein  
You call me sick, but Im the one livin off your life  
You starve without the meat just grab a knife  
Rip open the skin, its time to begin, its dinner time  
Your pulse just went from jagged to a straight line

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/9 "2003-11-08T00:11:16Z")

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telekenesis - lost in beta without focus  
snap your brittle bones, cuz you’ve got osteo-perosis  
theres no stopping me from dropping awesome flow to smash your motives,  
heres a notice: your a novice with a case of halitosis  
too late to even come back, because now it is hopeless  
deliver a river of alcohol to your innards, and give your liver chirosis  
forget PHP, Bulletin Boards, or private messaging  
Im using ESP to extrapolate your pedaphelia tendencies  
Float like an air biscuit, sting like a misquito,  
Bust your ego - must you always wear that crusty \*\*\* Tuxedo?  
Holy Toledo - Ole Frijole - and even Evander Holyfield  
First Round Knockout, come on, you know the drill  
I coulda stopped at twelve bars, but id rather go for the overkill  
show some skill, before i kill & leave your corpse in an open field  
your raps couldn’t penetrate my defenses, but im sure your odor will  
so think twice before you demonstrate a flow with no appeal

:evil:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/10 "2003-11-08T13:13:44Z")

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I got this feel that all you weenies need a slap  
Stop this crap, my ears hurt from your blaps  
Better go party drinkin bub man, why all this dissin  
You don’t even know what’s on the other threads you’re missin  
I’ma go hang out in da club called Random,  
While you all storm each other, don’t forget your condoms  
This is no boredom, respect for true lyricists  
Just be sure you don’t end up near crematists  
That’s all for now, I’m out, got some booties to strip  
Y’all be good now, go brush your teeth and go to sleep 😛

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/11 "2003-11-08T13:21:36Z")

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Look at me, I’m rhyming like a duck  
Now I’m going to buy a hockey-puck  
The lottery is said to take a lot of luck  
I once met a chicken that couldn’t cluck  
On my keyboard, there is a little muck  
That reminds me, I need to buy a truck  
Now my vocab is a little stuck  
So I’ll cop out and say my flash can suck

BOOYEAH.

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/12 "2003-11-08T16:42:56Z")

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Usually you pick a subject and stick with it, lyrics is not just about each last word ryhming with the one above it. You could make a good flow, just try to stay on a certain subject, like if you pick a duck compare it to someone or something or make it do something. Get what I mean?

Give it another shot, show us your lyrical skills.

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**Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/13 "2003-11-08T17:32:21Z")

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I wasn’t making a song  
It would have taken too long  
I some times play pong  
When I win I hit a gong  
BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/14 "2004-09-09T20:18:37Z")

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Anyone feel like getting this thing started again? I was just cleaning out some old bookmarks and found it 🙂

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/15 "2004-09-09T20:47:46Z")

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I have a feeling but I don’t think it’s the same as yours

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**Post date:** [September 9, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/16 "2004-09-09T21:50:42Z")

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You might think so but the solution is the same as opening doors

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/17 "2004-09-10T03:57:23Z")

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opening doors? Man your just bugg’in!  
let me show you how to bring a little sumthin,

A hip hop lyricist is more than a rapper,  
They are defined as a poetic innovator.

That rap/hip hop for the 2k4,  
asks the question"why did old s’kool hiphop get lost for"  
most of the cats that 'bring the real’  
are all underground ‘cause they show no appeal’,  
to the masses, to the radio’s of commercialism,  
where rappers are just played out for that doe and commission,  
I have to admit that their beats are kickin’  
but the rhymes sound more like pre-school kids writ them,

man does the industry even know what hip hop is ?  
when did hip hop have Rnb, reggae or even dance in its biz?

hip hop is common - de la and tribe,  
not to forget the old skool masters  
sugar hill gang, eric b and the furious five.

Aight i think i’ll stop my rant and stop being a hatter,  
needed to let off steam and feeling a lot more better,

let start this up and get the “k” community rhyming  
think of a phat beat and then punch your time in.

* * *

one love! peace.

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/18 "2004-09-10T04:09:19Z")

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wiggedy!!!

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/19 "2004-09-10T13:26:05Z")

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Soulty you right, seems the art is really lost/  
it’s not about content, it’s about how much you floss/  
But these wack rappers all have to bear they cross/  
sooner or later we people will relize that we the boss/  
And stop buying this crap that we get force fed/  
Time to put all these wack rappers to bed/  
Bring back the ol’ school stuff that made us nod our head/  
As long as we listinin’ theres no way hip hop is dead/  
You mention common and tribe and dude you on point/  
We got Mos Def & Talib ready to drop a new joint/  
it’s up to us as true hip hop heads/  
to do like I said/  
and cop this stuff, make sure hip hop won’t end up dead/  
this has been a public service announcement from Soulty and SureShot/  
make sure to rep the real artists with that next CD you bought/

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**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/rhymes-galore/32797/20 "2004-09-10T20:55:34Z")

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Oh God, I’m so busy at work I shouldn’t have even looked at this thread again. I doubt I’ll have anything to post today.

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