# Riddle me this

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [April 15, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330 "2003-04-15T16:40:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RenaissanceGirl](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/renaissancegirl/32/48_2.png) [@RenaissanceGirl](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/RenaissanceGirl)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/1 "2003-04-15T16:40:58Z")

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We’ve done jokes - how about riddles?

Besides… I’m going to be visiting some friends and we had a riddle showdown (shut up - I know… we’re geeks) and I need to be armed for next time.

Here - I’ll start:

Jack and Jill are dead on the floor. There’s water around them. Tom is walking away. What happened?

I will only answer “yes/no” questions. This is a pretty easy one.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/2 "2003-04-15T16:42:08Z")

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Did tom shoot them with water guns, and the water went up each of their noses causing them to drown?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/3 "2003-04-15T16:42:40Z")

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are they cold?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/4 "2003-04-15T16:42:43Z")

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You killed them and made up this riddle?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/5 "2003-04-15T16:42:53Z")

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I think we have a winner!

😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/6 "2003-04-15T16:43:06Z")

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tom is a cat and jack and jill are goldfish.

- brothers and sisters have i none  
but that mans father  
is my fathers sone  
who is he

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/7 "2003-04-15T16:50:17Z")

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aw, you ruined the fun… I like these kinds of riddles.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/8 "2003-04-15T16:51:42Z")

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You hit the nail right on, Law!

Hmm… do you have any step-siblings?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/9 "2003-04-15T16:53:10Z")

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\*\*\*\*, that was good.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/10 "2003-04-15T16:55:20Z")

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his son.

_Who killed one-fourth of mankind?_

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/11 "2003-04-15T16:55:30Z")

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its your son. 🙂

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/12 "2003-04-15T16:55:40Z")

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grrr G! ahhhh

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/13 "2003-04-15T16:56:41Z")

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Are we talking about that man or that man’s father?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/14 "2003-04-15T16:56:41Z")

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baked beans arent sitting well jubba?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/15 "2003-04-15T16:57:18Z")

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Ahhh… grandfather?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/16 "2003-04-15T16:57:26Z")

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brothers and sisters have i none  
but that mans father  
is my fathers sone  
who is he

replace “my father’s son” with “me”

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brothers and sisters have i none  
but that mans father  
is me.  
who is he

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/17 "2003-04-15T16:59:11Z")

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AAAHHH!! Good one!

Ok here’s another:  
The maker doesn’t need it.  
The buyer doesn’t use it.  
The user doesn’t see it.  
What is it?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/18 "2003-04-15T16:59:52Z")

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very good

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/19 "2003-04-15T17:00:44Z")

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sorry jubby 😉

to all:

there is no fun in riddles from the internet. you shall find all the answers and all the questions [**HERE**](http://www.google.com)

if you guys wanna play this game is better to create your own riddles, and be good at it.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/riddle-me-this/18330/20 "2003-04-15T17:01:13Z")

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a coffin

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