# Same gag - new twist! Pickup lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [August 2, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426 "2003-08-02T08:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freddythunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@Freddythunder](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Freddythunder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/1 "2003-08-02T08:44:22Z")
Okay kids - I know that some of you know about my new footer and how I post them on the internet, but I had an idea. Instead of putting in some cool phrase like ‘monkeys love cookies’ (I love that!!); now, put in your best pickup lines!! And Kit, put in the one that you like the best, cause I’d like…ah…if I was…er…dammit…😊 Have fun!! I’ll update [Freddythunder.com](http://Freddythunder.com) on Tuesday with all the pickup lines that I’ve gotten. I.E. - Is that a shovel in your pocket, 'cause I think you’re about to dig me!! (Yeah!!) Updates can always be seen here: [http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer](http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer) :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/2 "2003-08-02T09:09:46Z")
oki, I put in the first one 😛 “Whoa, for a fat chick, you sure don’t sweat much” :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 9:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/3 "2003-08-02T09:36:06Z")
I put second one, later you should put “put your worst pickup line” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/4 "2003-08-02T10:37:20Z")
Hee hee, chat up lines, good one. 🙂 I’ve added “Just call me milk because I’m good for your body.” :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/5 "2003-08-02T17:35:45Z")
That’s perfect because I drink a lot of milk…I love milk!! I’m like a cat!!..😛 Good idea :mike:! I’m gonna do that, I’m getting some real funny ones!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/6 "2003-08-02T18:04:04Z")
i put in “if beauty was weirdness, you would be micheal jackson!” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/7 "2003-08-02T20:02:57Z")
Just remembered another great one - “Hi, my name is Kit, that’s so you know what to scream later on.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/8 "2003-08-02T20:07:12Z")
Ok I added the glutamine one, but that one will only work on a personal trainer. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/9 "2003-08-02T20:08:10Z")
THAT DOES IT!!! - I’M MOVING TO ENGLAND!!! So, Kit, can I stay with you? I’ll eat chips instead of ‘freedom fries’… I love the Austin Powers movies… And fog - I love fog!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/10 "2003-08-02T20:14:15Z")
It’s not so much the fog, more the rain you’d have to get used to. :beam: Added another one. 🙂 There’s a load of really cheesy lines… But in all honesty the one I’ve heard the most is “Hi, can I buy you a drink?”. :sure: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/11 "2003-08-02T20:17:50Z")
I think we should just set up like a match-making section for [Kirupa.com](http://Kirupa.com)… Kit could have dates lined up months in advanced. P.S. Kit does Soul know you are using his title? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/12 "2003-08-02T20:19:11Z")
Hey, kit I was wondering if I can I buy y…oh wait. GAH! here’s my favorite one: _“Girl, you so fine, you a parking ticket!”_ :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/13 "2003-08-02T20:19:40Z")
I don’t mind the rain too much…it’s the wet… Oh ohoh okay…um, hi, can I buy you a drink? You feeling anything? Hmm… I know there’s a bunch of cheesy lines, but everytime (granted, this doesn’t happen all to often) one of my friends talks about pickup lines, I know a million of them, but I just draw a blank - the funny one’s that is. Two of my favorites (original ones even!!) “Hi, are you by chance a sucker for redheads?” and “Hey, do you have a boyfriend here that would kick my butt if I sat down and talked to you? No? Well, would _YOU_ kick my butt if I sat down and talked to you?” I love that last one, girls always laugh at that and I’ve only had my butt kicked twice by a girl. 😛 **[edit for Thor]Thor - that’s fantastic!! Hey and back of my koolaid!! [/edit for Thor]** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/14 "2003-08-02T20:28:20Z")
> \*Originally posted by EthanM \* > \*\*Kit does Soul know you are using his title? \*\* > What, Dancing Queen? 😛 Hehe, nope, probably not. 🙂 I think the strangest one I ever had was when I was at University… I was sitting in one of the PC labs when this complete stranger walks up to me and says “One day I’m going to have the courage to ask you for your name, and when I do, I’m going to ask you to have dinner with me”. Scared the bejesus out of me, and I avoided that lab for the next few weeks. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/15 "2003-08-02T20:36:26Z")
Poor guy was so petrified, he made a fool out of himself!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/16 "2003-08-02T20:43:59Z")
See my friend over there? (point to friend. Friend waves at you and girl.) He want’s to know if you think I’m cute. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/17 "2003-08-02T20:48:02Z")
_“In my country, we consider 13 to be a very lucky number. As my thirteenth wife, you’d make me a very happy man”_ _“That’s a banana in my pocket.”_ _“You must’ve been a real naughty angel to be kicked out of heaven.”_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/18 "2003-08-02T21:19:53Z")
Of course we can’t forget: \*“Are you tired? Beacause you’ve been running through my mind all day!” “Is your dad in prison? Beacuse he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes!” - ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/19 "2003-08-02T22:21:41Z")
Ahh… here comes my Russian pick up lines, work greaat! This one you ask a girl you never meet before works great…for somethin’… “F\*ck me if I’m wrong! But do I know you?” “If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?” “I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/20 "2003-08-02T23:04:13Z")
lol, rb, i like the first one a lot 😛 the third one’s great, straight and honest. [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426.md?page=2)