# Same gag - new twist! Pickup lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [August 2, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426 "2003-08-02T08:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/21 "2003-08-02T23:17:45Z")
> \*Originally posted by Freddythunder \* > **“Is your dad in prison? Beacuse he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes!”** > Cheese-tastic. 😛 I’ve got a friend whose sole chat up line is to say “How you doin” like Joey from Friends… 🙂 Ooo, another one: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? :beam: I’ve just remembered two hilarious ones, but the Kirupa CensorBots would have a field day… :sure: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/22 "2003-08-03T00:10:26Z")
Hi kit!!! Yeah, the ‘how you doin’’ one is used by my brother a lot too. You know, you could put them in the footer and then chase the badones with the one that’s in it - that way the’ll get emailed to me. Here’s another: (walk up to someone at a bar, look around and say) “Well…we can’t do it here!” 😛 Oh yeah!!: “Do you sleep on your stomach? Well, can I?” Now how did we forget this one kids!!!??? “I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/23 "2003-08-03T00:19:49Z")
Hellooooo. 🙂 Hehe, like the last one, very funny. 🙂 Right, I’ll put in these other ones, but I’m gonna star out the er… dodgy bits. 🙂 Younger eyes in the forum and whatnot… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/24 "2003-08-03T00:25:59Z")
lol _…doggy bits_ that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/25 "2003-08-03T00:34:13Z")
😊 I’m sure I’ve heard loads more, but mind is blank right now. Probably because it’s 1.30 am… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/26 "2003-08-03T00:42:49Z")
Lots of good ones: Those clothes look good on you!. They would look better in a pile on my bedroom floor Can you help me look for my lost dog? He went into that sleazy motel room. If I said you have a good body, would you hold it against me? I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can stil make your bed rock. (I’m Indian) Do you have any Indian in you? Would you like some. 🙂 Thats my favorite sadly, most of the other might get me kicked off the forums ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/27 "2003-08-03T01:01:20Z")
We got most of those already except the one in the footer now - that’s funny!!! BTW, the footer has a bad word filter on it too - I was thinking of the kids too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/28 "2003-08-04T01:14:49Z")
I added a new one that my friend thought up: Baby, I was driving down highway 69 and thought of you! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/29 "2003-08-04T02:00:42Z")
I added “you are just like a salad bar i want to lay you out on a table and take what i want” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/30 "2003-08-04T02:04:41Z")
“If my right leg was lunch and my left leg was dinner, would you eat between meals?” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/31 "2003-08-04T02:09:35Z")
yes, but what if she tries to chew? that would hurt like hell… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/32 "2003-08-11T02:30:16Z")
Hey everyone - I know that you have all sorts of time on your hands to waste away doing things non-work related instead of dealing with project deadlines…hey wait…THAT’S ME!! Hey everyone - If you have the time, I’ve put up all the pickup lines that I got in my old footer. If you want to check it out, you can go here: [http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer](http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer) Or, if you wanna see the intro, go here: [http://www.freddythunder.com](http://www.freddythunder.com) 😛 Hope you guys like it - I found some of them extremly funny!! -Freddy ![](http://freddythunder.com/test/laugh.gif) PS - the guestbooks work on every page now so if you want to leave a message there, you can!!:beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/33 "2003-08-11T02:39:52Z")
(top score!!! 30010!!) I added the “hey ladies, have you ever been penetrated?” after I heard quagmire from Family Guy say it at a lezbian bar. He then got the crap beaten out of him. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/34 "2003-08-11T02:40:47Z")
How did you beat me? Ⓜ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/35 "2003-08-11T02:43:26Z")
Alot of patience and free time And I mean one hell of alot ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/36 "2003-08-11T02:44:19Z")
Time to whoop your \*\*\* :bad: - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/37 "2003-08-11T02:46:17Z")
I’ll get you back tomorrow. I wake up at noon and play untill midnight Hey freddy, I just finished reading the page and you forgot my friend’s pick up line: Hey baby, I was driving down highway 69 and thought of you. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/38 "2003-08-11T02:47:15Z")
Feddy your footer is bad for us 😛 The 69 one is there - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/39 "2003-08-11T02:47:16Z")
Knowing that came from a lezbian bar in The Family Guy makes it twice as funny!! I’m going to have to add that in as a comment!! BTW - Good score on the footer!! I’m wondering if someone’s going to beat that. It makes me happy to think that people (literaly) from different countries are playing my game for a rediculously high score!! That’s fantastic!! Good luck Soul!! Keep in mind that I remember seeing Rev, FlashFool, and Phil in there in the beginning - so you’re not alone!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426/40 "2003-08-11T02:48:32Z")
Coppertop - It’s on there; there’s like 200 of them, I know that’s one of them. I wouldn’t leave anyone out!! Didn’t see that other post, Soul beat me… [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/same-gag-new-twist-pickup-lines/27426.md?page=3)