# Sliker\_Hawk will answer all questions
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298
**Category:** random
**Created:** [October 18, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298 "2006-10-18T17:03:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Sliker\_Hawk](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Sliker_Hawk)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/1 "2006-10-18T17:03:44Z")
I saw this on another forum, and the person who made it (a friend) said I should do it; it’s fun.
Anyway,
I will answer any questions you have about anything and everything.
Ask me anything.
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### Author:  [@Esherido](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Esherido)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/2 "2006-10-23T14:48:28Z")
Why is Java so hard to understand? :puzzled:
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### Author:  [@fasterthanlight](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fasterthanlight)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/3 "2006-10-23T15:58:44Z")
Disregarding all modern theories and laws relating to physics:
If chuck norris built a space craft that could break the speed of light, and he flew it around and around and around the world, when he finally stops, did Chuck norris travel back in time?
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### Author:  [@anon43637241](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon43637241)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/4 "2006-10-23T18:08:36Z")
Why would it be wrong to end the following sentence with a questionsign?
“Yay, yay, hurray…”
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### Author:  [@nobody](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/nobody)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/5 "2006-10-23T18:14:03Z")
Why would anyone refer to a question mark as a questionsign?
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### Author:  [@anon43637241](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon43637241)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/6 "2006-10-23T18:22:55Z")
I dunno, I’m not that good at english I guess. I thought that was the term.
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### Author:  [@Esherido](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Esherido)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/7 "2006-10-23T18:29:17Z")
Why did I burst out laughing reading Ikaroff’s and xxviii’s exchange?
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### Author:  [@aldomatic](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/aldomatic)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/8 "2006-10-23T19:01:28Z")
Now that pluto is not a planet how does that affect your horoscope?
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### Author:  [@secretinish](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/secretinish)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/9 "2006-10-24T02:09:38Z")
If I order Chinese Food with no MSG, do they still put it in?
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### Author:  [@Templarian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Templarian)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/10 "2006-10-24T02:38:34Z")
> [@Ikaroff;1982575](#):
>
> What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Most of your posts are spam but you get a large plus in my book for that one!
Is there a way to stop time?
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### Author:  [@Jolly\_Fat\_Man](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Jolly_Fat_Man)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/11 "2006-10-24T08:49:10Z")
> [@Templarian;1984051](#):
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> Is there a way to stop time?
Not even if you’re dead.
If Time is another dimension, then shouldn’t we be able to leave it?
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### Author:  [@Sliker\_Hawk](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Sliker_Hawk)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/12 "2006-10-24T11:51:57Z")
**Why is Java so hard to understand?**
It’s a bit like actionscript.
**If chuck norris built a space craft that could break the speed of light, and he flew it around and around and around the world, when he finally stops, did Chuck norris travel back in time?**
If he wanted to travel back in time, yes.
**Why would it be wrong to end the following sentence with a questionsign? "Yay, yay, hurray…"**
If you were questioning why someone just said ‘yay, yay, hooray’, it wouldn’t be wrong, though you’d need to remove the three periods.
**Why would anyone refer to a question mark as a questionsign?**
They’re not that good at English.
**Why did I burst out laughing reading Ikaroff’s and xxviii’s exchange?**
You found it funny.
**Now that pluto is not a planet how does that affect your horoscope?**
… It doesn’t.
**If I order Chinese Food with no MSG, do they still put it in?**
Most likely, yes.
**Is there a way to stop time?**
Not that I know of.
**If Time is another dimension, then shouldn’t we be able to leave it?**
If we were able to switch dimensions, yes.
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### Author:  [@anon43637241](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon43637241)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/13 "2006-10-24T13:21:19Z")
> [@Templarian](#):
>
> Most of your posts are spam…
No, they’re really not. I’ve just got another way of thinking and answering questions than you do. 😉
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### Author:  [@hybrid101](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hybrid101)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/14 "2006-10-24T14:18:02Z")
why is this thread so sarcastically funny?
would you buy me a new computer?
could you answer this question with a pun?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
what words rhyme with silver, orange, and purple?
oh and,
What’s another word for thesaurus?
:lol: @ what would jesus do & 42!
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### Author:  [@anon43637241](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon43637241)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/15 "2006-10-24T19:19:22Z")
Why does people think I’m a spammer?
Am I a spammer?
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### Author:  [@Esherido](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Esherido)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/16 "2006-10-25T10:22:44Z")
Will you ever anwser any of our questions completely and truthfully? Instead of just dodging around the question and offering a witty response instead?
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### Author:  [@anon1712571](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/anon1712571)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/17 "2006-10-25T10:28:36Z")
Yes or no?
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### Author:  [@Al6200](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Al6200)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/18 "2006-10-25T10:44:07Z")
what is the limit of c(x) = x/(x-19) as x approaches 19
x-\>19
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### Author:  [@danulf](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/danulf)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/19 "2006-10-25T14:17:33Z")
why is awkward spelled awkward?
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### Author:  [@Sliker\_Hawk](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Sliker_Hawk)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/sliker-hawk-will-answer-all-questions/204298/20 "2006-10-25T17:52:14Z")
**Why is this thread so sarcastically funny?**
People here are wierd.
**Would you buy me a new computer?**
After I buy myself one.
**Could you answer this question with a pun?**
Does the pope crap in the woods?
**If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?**
Babies.
**What words rhyme with silver, orange, and purple?**
Silv **er** = kill **er** (you can get away with it in a song)
Orange = Prunge (…)
Purple = Poople (. . .)
**What’s another word for thesaurus?**
Book-that-lists-the-meanings-of-words
**Why does people think I’m a spammer?**
You ask what alt-codes are called.
**Am I a spammer?**
Yes.
**Will you ever anwser any of our questions completely and truthfully? Instead of just dodging around the question and offering a witty response instead?**
No.
**Yes or no?**
No.
**what is the limit of c(x) = x/(x-19) as x approaches 19? x-\>19**
Shut up.
**why is awkward spelled awkward?**
Someone decided it should be.
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