# Some funnies 4 yah **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [October 1, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/some-funnies-4-yah/32084 "2003-10-01T11:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AnOraK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e9bcb4/32.png) [@AnOraK](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/AnOraK)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/some-funnies-4-yah/32084/1 "2003-10-01T11:19:23Z")
it’s my birthday and i’m feeling playful… just got sent these company slogans … enjoy =O) **On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon** Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels **On a Septic Tank Truck sign** “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” **Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office** “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” **At a Proctologist’s door** “To expedite your visit please back in.” **On a Plumber’s truck** “We repair what your husband fixed.” **On a Plumber’s truck** “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber…” **Pizza Shop Slogan** “7 days without pizza makes one weak.” **At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee** “Invite us to your next blowout.” **On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door** “Hello. Can we pick your nose?” **At a Towing company** “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.” **On an Electrician’s truck** “Let us remove your shorts.” **In a Nonsmoking Area** “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” **On a Maternity Room door** “Push. Push. Push.” **At an Optometrist’s Office** “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” **On a Taxidermist’s window** “We really know our stuff.” **In a Podiatrist’s office** “Time wounds all heels.” **On a Fence** “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.” **At a Car Dealership** “The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.” **Outside a Muffler Shop** “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.” **In a Veterinarian’s waiting room** “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” **At the Electric Company** “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.” **In a Restaurant window** “Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.” **In the front yard of a Funeral Home** “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”\*\* **At a Propane Filling Station** “Thank heaven for little grills.” **And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop** “Best place in town to take a leak.”