# State oph the Union **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [June 26, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098 "2003-06-26T01:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/1 "2003-06-26T01:27:17Z")
err Dictatorship…_cough_ umm…I’m AWESOME! Ok, with our beloved Phil being gone, and some time has past. It is due season to let you all know that Kirupa is phunctioning without a hitch. Although the phorums haven’t been graced with his presence, we have managed to sustain ourselves. Good work Kirupians! Just know that our pheerless leader will return soon. So keep your posts up and smile ophten! and remember… it’s great being dictated! -PRStudio Chieph Public Relations Ophicer ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/2 "2003-06-26T02:37:06Z")
I never really though of Kirupa as a Union…ummm… I propose a spam cut of 0.3% over the next 8 years.😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/3 "2003-06-26T10:00:07Z")
_vetoed_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 10:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/4 "2003-06-26T10:06:49Z")
Phil? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/5 "2003-06-26T11:02:31Z")
You know…Phil 🙂 He is the resident world dictator wanabe and spells all the words with “f” as “ph.” Search for Phil Jayhan and you’ll find a ton of posts by him. Cheers! Kirupa :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/6 "2003-06-26T16:49:12Z")
The guy who wrote the SEO turorial! That tut helped me a lot. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/7 "2003-06-26T19:26:46Z")
his "ph"s are really annoying. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/8 "2003-06-26T19:29:39Z")
you’re opinion is wrong ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/9 "2003-06-26T19:30:50Z")
you should learn the difference between “you’re” and “your” then you can talk to me. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/10 "2003-06-26T19:31:58Z")
dammit… i had your first and then i was like woo thats the wrong one… except it was the right cuz of contractions hi? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/11 "2003-06-26T19:39:54Z")
> \*Originally posted by pinx \* > \*\*his "ph"s are really annoying. \*\* > Agreed! > \*Originally posted by xxviii \* > \*\*you’re opinion is wrong \*\* > Oh no, you have done it now! > \*Originally posted by pinx \* > \*\*you should learn the difference between “you’re” and “your” then you can talk to me. \*\* Now how did I know that was coming? > \*Originally posted by xxviii \* > \*\*dammit… i had your first and then i was like woo thats the wrong one… except it was the right cuz of contractions hi? \*\* > Mr. Roman Numerals is a nutcase. . . . 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/12 "2003-06-26T19:41:27Z")
haha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/13 "2003-06-26T19:44:45Z")
i want a case of nuts ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/14 "2003-06-26T19:45:43Z")
Then jump off a building head first into a case. . . . .then you get a nut in a case, if you hit hard enough your brains will be in more than one piece and nut in a case will turn plural into nuts in a case! Of course this is just a theory. . . . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/15 "2003-06-26T19:47:25Z")
_sniff_ fine ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/16 "2003-06-26T19:47:59Z")
or just look down, haha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/17 "2003-06-26T19:49:43Z")
That is of course if he has them. . . . .well then we really wouldn’t be able to call it a _he_ could we? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/18 "2003-06-26T19:50:19Z")
who says im a he:love: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/19 "2003-06-26T19:50:30Z")
yes i suppose you would have to take that into account. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098/20 "2003-06-26T19:52:19Z")
> \*Originally posted by xxviii \* > \*\*who says im a he:love: \*\* > At least he can admit it, denial is usually a mans worst flaw. I would know, I am one! _checks down_ Yup, I’m a man! [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/state-oph-the-union/24098.md?page=2)