# Student busted for PHP use

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [July 30, 2003, 8:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117 "2003-07-30T08:38:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![T\_O](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@T\_O](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/T_O)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 8:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/1 "2003-07-30T08:38:50Z")

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one to keep you going 😛

[artikel](http://zstarship.us/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=158)

very lol!!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 8:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/2 "2003-07-30T08:46:50Z")

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Thats funny…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/3 "2003-07-30T08:51:37Z")

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hahahahahahahaha!

…im off to get my next hit of ActionScript 😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 9:11am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/4 "2003-07-30T09:11:55Z")

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> School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP.

LMAO! This is too much!  
OH NO! I’m addicted to PHP! 😛 \<— has real new meaning doesn’t it? :😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/5 "2003-07-30T09:24:03Z")

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maybe we should set up ‘PHP anonymous’ :-\

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/6 "2003-07-30T09:26:18Z")

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hahaha

I do PHP, AS, SSAS and sometimes C… wow, im a crackhead

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 10:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/7 "2003-07-30T10:01:47Z")

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Hahaha… Cool…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/8 "2003-07-30T10:26:47Z")

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lol :D:D:D:D:D:D

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/9 "2003-07-30T11:06:20Z")

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It can’t be true… I mean, they can’t be **that** stupid. Or can they?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 11:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/10 "2003-07-30T11:09:36Z")

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i think they are taking the p\*\*\*

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/11 "2003-07-30T11:19:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilyas Masa \*  
> \*\*It can’t be true… I mean, they can’t be **that** stupid. Or can they? \*\*

It is indeed impossible that none of the parents of the children at that school is a webmaster or somebody who knows about PHP! Nor the teachers (especially the IT teacher)!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 11:21am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/12 "2003-07-30T11:21:30Z")

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true, although i think the web site that posted the story is making a joke out of it.

heh, Love to know which school it is i fthat is the case! What do they teach in it?

> _what i think the teacher would be like_  
> "okay class, today we are goin to learn about “The Keyboard”. If you press the keys the same ‘letter’ you pressed will appear on the scrren. Isn’t that super?! Now, if we go into ‘paint’ you will see that this doesn’t work…

…sorry? what was that steve? your keyboard wont work? that because you need to turn the computer on dear…"

:crazy:

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 11:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/13 "2003-07-30T11:40:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilyas Masa \*  
> \*\*It can’t be true… I mean, they can’t be **that** stupid. Or can they? \*\*  
> maybe the school’s staff was on crack…

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/14 "2003-07-30T11:42:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ahmed \*  
> \*\*maybe the school’s staff was on crack… \*\*

or on asp…

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/15 "2003-07-30T12:11:57Z")

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I wonder what they’d make out of MSN… 😛

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/16 "2003-07-30T12:31:31Z")

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OMG !! :P:P:P:P:P Hahahahahaha !! :P:P I’d wonder what they’d think of ASP, LCD, CGI, FSB, MSI, … 😛

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/17 "2003-07-30T12:55:29Z")

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Actually, this story isn’t soo far fetched. In my C++/Java classroom, almost all of my friends got suspended for simply accessing the internet. It didn’t matter if you even surfed a web site - if the Internet Explorer browser was launched, the network admins would hear about it and get that student at that computer at that time in trouble.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/18 "2003-07-30T12:57:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kirupa \*  
> \*\*Actually, this story isn’t soo far fetched. In my C++/Java classroom, almost all of my friends got suspended for simply accessing the internet. It didn’t matter if you even surfed a web site - if the Internet Explorer browser was launched, the network admins would hear about it and get that student at that computer at that time in trouble. \*\*

woah! thats sucks kirupa. how ever did you cope?

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/19 "2003-07-30T13:13:35Z")

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My school is like, the most ungeeky school ever. Theres like, 4 geeks, and they are slowly dying out. If someone heard of PHP or AS, they’d say “Where can I get some?” But it does sound cool to use these as a drug.

AS - Acid Shot  
ASP - Acid Shot Pot

😛

I’m bad at this.

=)

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/student-busted-for-php-use/27117/20 "2003-07-30T13:14:35Z")

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I had an Internet Publishing class directly after that, so I didn’t mind the temporary annoyance. I should have gotten in trouble also, but somehow I was lucky to have been in the class when the network admins were not logging the net usage :ub: All subsequent classes were not so lucky.

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