# Stupid jokes 18+ mostly **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 9:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919 "2003-06-24T09:46:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fluid\_0ne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9f8e36/32.png) [@fluid\_0ne](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fluid_0ne)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/1 "2003-06-24T09:46:15Z")
what’s the most stupidly funny joke you know? i know one, but i dunno if i can post one here…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/2 "2003-06-24T09:58:33Z")
I dunno dude, it will probobly be removed by the mods… u might as well rename it to just “stupid jokes” urself ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 10:17am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/3 "2003-06-24T10:17:36Z")
well, i’ll post it then… we’ll see 😉 what’s that: blonde standing on her hands? piggy bank… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/4 "2003-06-24T10:44:04Z")
lol! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/5 "2003-06-24T13:17:50Z")
Why’d the Monkey fall out of the tree? … because it was dead! … Why’d the _Frog_ fall out of the tree? … because it was stapled to the Monkey! 😛 :trout: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/6 "2003-06-24T13:19:27Z")
lol, sen. a driving instructor told me that one once. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/7 "2003-06-24T13:27:40Z")
what is green, soft, juicy and melts in your mouth??? lepers’ clitoris :thumb::beam: heh got lots of them 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/8 "2003-06-24T13:32:15Z")
oh god… now that’s disgusting…! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/9 "2003-06-24T14:03:43Z")
Oh! fluid\_0ne! :hurls: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/10 "2003-06-24T14:07:27Z")
oh eww!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/11 "2003-06-24T15:16:56Z")
What’s the difference between a penguin and a trumpet ? A trumpet can stay longer under water ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/12 "2003-06-24T16:11:48Z")
This one is a bit lame but… Why did man first start eating Fish(Cherry-Pie etc…)? Thats the only thing his wife had ready that day. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/13 "2003-06-24T19:42:46Z")
ok, what’s the difference between a didlo and a bulb??? none! both didlo, as bulb could be replaced by candle 😜 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/14 "2003-06-24T19:44:50Z")
why a blonde has swollen cheeks? from blowing off the bulbs :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/15 "2003-06-24T19:45:01Z")
I don’t think kirupa would appreciate this thread. He tries to keep this site clean so anybody can come to it and not feel offended or feel that it’s unprofessional. I’d like to ask you to stop and respect the thousands of hours he’s spent on this site and how 4 or 5 posts could almost ruin that. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/16 "2003-06-24T19:48:29Z")
ok, sorry ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/stupid-jokes-18-mostly/23919/17 "2003-06-24T19:55:00Z")
Come one now fluid - there are other sites for such jokes, just not here 🙂 Thread has been locked, sorry!