# Terror Alert

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735>\
**Category:** Uncategorized\
**Created:** [July 16, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735 "2003-07-16T02:37:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Daveman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Daveman](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Daveman)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/1 "2003-07-16T02:37:03Z")

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Alert: At Sydney Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a Qantas flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement.

He has been charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/2 "2003-07-16T02:43:58Z")

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hahahaha… thats great

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/3 "2003-07-16T02:44:42Z")

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LOL!

😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/4 "2003-07-16T03:04:29Z")

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A compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Hmmmmm, I guess you can stab people with a protractor. Throw a compass to cut someone, and hotwire a calculator to explode. Now thats retarded.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 8:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/5 "2003-07-16T08:49:04Z")

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Max, its a joke 😛 Read it mroe carefully lol 😛

I thought it was real until the end lolol

- Soul :s:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/6 "2003-07-16T12:49:47Z")

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:trout:

I’m an idiot.

=)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/7 "2003-07-16T13:20:28Z")

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Hehehe :beam:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/8 "2003-07-16T13:26:04Z")

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ahaha! thanks i needed a laugh!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/9 "2003-07-16T13:28:38Z")

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Go ahead, laugh at me. ☹

=)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/10 "2003-07-16T13:50:18Z")

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Oh dont worry - I am laughing at you 🙂 hahahah

That was a good one 🙂

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/11 "2003-07-16T13:51:58Z")

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Lol, no one ever laughs with me. ☹

=)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/12 "2003-07-17T18:37:46Z")

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Lol, that was funny. Did you make it up or someone tell it to you?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/13 "2003-07-18T00:23:27Z")

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Got it in an e-mail…

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/14 "2003-07-18T00:28:20Z")

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Awesomeness.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/15 "2003-07-18T00:30:53Z")

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Actually, sorry to post again -\>

type Weapons of Mass Destruction into Google and instead of hitting search, hit “I’m Feeling Lucky.”

Read carefully! :D:D

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/terror-alert/25735/16 "2003-07-18T01:30:02Z")

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Where was another thread about that Aislin, It’s pretty funny.

=)