# The Forum Posters Rhapsody

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-forum-posters-rhapsody/161426>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [September 3, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-forum-posters-rhapsody/161426 "2005-09-03T22:02:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![neobonzi](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/neobonzi/32/1487_2.png) [@neobonzi](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/neobonzi)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-forum-posters-rhapsody/161426/1 "2005-09-03T22:02:01Z")

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An orignal piece.

[You can download it here.](http://www.omegarevolution.com/dearposter.mp3)

Heres the lyrics cuz maybe sometimes you cant hear? idno.

We all know you  
got the itch to vent  
but please try notepad,  
word, or a paper and pen

We dont want to hate you  
but as far as we can tell  
that you just might be  
The thread poster from hell

Chorus:  
This is a song  
for those who dont search  
or read forum topics  
or google things first

consider it a warning  
cuz next time we talk  
ill be shovin your mouse so far up your butt  
that you wont be able to walk

Cuz we just dont care  
so please spare us  
when you post its like  
gettin hit with a bus

full of crap,  
just like you  
when you open your mouth  
all that comes out is poo.

chorus

Try and put yourself  
in a mod’s shoes  
Deletin bogus posts  
gives them the blues

Please dont think  
they dont care cuz they do  
Locking a post hurts  
them more than you

chorus

Dear poster heres a word  
of advice to you from me  
smilies are a priveleage  
not a right you see

So next time you got the urge  
to whine and be an \*\*\*  
try out a blog or the waambulance  
cuz we’d rather pass.