# The Funniest Comedian in the World! Dane Cook! - Audio Samples!

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**Created:** [August 30, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729 "2004-08-30T22:19:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![grinch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@grinch](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/grinch)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/1 "2004-08-30T22:19:33Z")

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Hey everyone,  
I just saw this guy named Dane Cook! He is so funny, I seriously can’t stop laughing. Just open up the site and start listening! Oh and they have some videos too.

[www.danecook.com](http://www.danecook.com)

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/2 "2004-08-30T22:22:11Z")

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[http://www.georgecarlin.com/](http://www.georgecarlin.com/) this guy is the best:) and the funniest!

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/3 "2004-08-30T22:24:51Z")

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He’s kind of funny, but the funniest in the world? I don’t think so 😉

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/4 "2004-08-30T22:55:54Z")

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his site reminds me a lot to the 24-7 media one

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/5 "2004-08-30T23:00:57Z")

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he is hillarious…although he needs some more experience too be the funniest in the world. Eddie Murphy’s Dilliarious is my favorite stand up. It was made in the 80s lol

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/6 "2004-08-30T23:04:29Z")

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Dane Cook is hilarious, but definately not the funniest… if anybody has seen that lame movie Torque, he was the dorky guy who bought the street bike… haha he is awfully funny though…

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/7 "2004-08-30T23:49:15Z")

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Well to me he is the funniest guy in the world. Especially seeing him perform on TV, he’s facial expressions make me laugh. Every other stand up, except for Blue Collar Comedy Tour (which I have on DVD), doesn’t really make me LOL.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/8 "2004-08-31T00:26:07Z")

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This guy is awesome, I just bought the DVD lol.

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I don’t know what kind of cop mistakes a pear for a grenade.

He woulda had to have been eatin it like this…

That was my favorite part lol 😛

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/9 "2004-08-31T00:29:03Z")

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HAHAHA oh yeah! That was hilarious, he clips it and chucks it, lmao!

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/10 "2004-08-31T01:56:34Z")

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that was great grinch, i checked out all the vids and audio samples, funny stuff… :thumb:

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/11 "2004-08-31T03:12:06Z")

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Drat, I forget what his name is, but I saw him on Comedy Central Presents… He’s some big fat hawaiin(sp?) dude. He was seriously cracking me up. I couldn’t stop laughing. The stuff he had was just so screwed up but it was funny.

[ot]Oh yeah, I was thinking about this today at work…Working the early night shift leaves me plenty of time to ponder random things, so I pondered this: I wonder how a blind man uses a urinal. I’ve been to some night clubs, and all they have are urinals…So I thought to myself, how would he do so? BTW, this is a hypothetical question. Just something to think about. Try not to ponder on my randomness too much though…intense medical research shows that it kills brain cells.[/ot]

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/12 "2004-08-31T15:15:52Z")

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Ectheo: maybe this explains it…

![](http://www.thecopymacheen.com/4_- __seeing_eye_dog__ aj.jpg)

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/13 "2004-08-31T16:44:21Z")

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funniest in the world? I’d say noway near, good link none the less.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/14 "2004-08-31T17:05:03Z")

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OMFG I can’t stop laughing 😛

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/15 "2004-08-31T17:14:46Z")

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> [@grinch](#):
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> Every other stand up, except for Blue Collar Comedy Tour (which I have on DVD), doesn’t really make me LOL.

okay I almost went to the link but then I read you thought this was funny. Someone let me borrow that DVD. My wife and I watched 30 minutes of it and you could hear the crickets outside singing it was so quiet in the house.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/16 "2004-08-31T17:40:14Z")

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do not make the mistake of comparing the mediocre redneck extravaganza of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with the insanely brilliant comedic stylings of Dane Cook…

They are completley irrelevant to one another…except that they are both forms of comedy…

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/17 "2004-08-31T18:24:20Z")

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Dane Cook Has been one of my Fav comics for a while now =) he’s so Great hehe

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/18 "2004-08-31T21:12:35Z")

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> [@Majeye](#):
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> do not make the mistake of comparing the mediocre redneck extravaganza of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with the insanely brilliant comedic stylings of Dane Cook…
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> They are completley irrelevant to one another…except that they are both forms of comedy…

What?! That doesn’t matter at all! And yes I can compare them dude, they’re both comedy, I was just giving an example to another comedic who I liked.  
And I guess that only some people with that taste might find Dane Cook funny, I’m glad some of you did.

And garyzero, wow dude… loosen up a little, thats horrible. And you didn’t even watch listen to Dane? That’s stupid 😛 Just becuase of my opinion? Humph!  
Lol it’s ok, I guess it’s comedy for the more jokester kind of person.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/19 "2004-08-31T21:17:22Z")

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Alright, i must have _misunderestimated_ what you had said…

Rather than saying that they should not be compared, i should have just stated the Dane Cook is way funnier than the BCCT, and that the comparison should not be used to discourage people from listening to Dane… get it?

[SIZE=4]“Large Fries, mutha f\*\*ka!!”[/SIZE]

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-funniest-comedian-in-the-world-dane-cook-audio-samples/62729/20 "2004-08-31T21:17:24Z")

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Oh man I keep listening to this guy and keep laughing! Have y’all heard the burger king one, where the lady speaks so quietly? Um… pickles, and pickles. and cheese? LMAO

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