# The Legend of Blood Ninja (funny... yet disturbing) **URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-legend-of-blood-ninja-funny-yet-disturbing/140526 **Category:** Uncategorized **Created:** [March 11, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-legend-of-blood-ninja-funny-yet-disturbing/140526 "2005-03-11T19:14:25Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Disco\_Stu1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@Disco\_Stu1](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Disco_Stu1) #### Post date: [March 11, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-legend-of-blood-ninja-funny-yet-disturbing/140526/1 "2005-03-11T19:14:25Z")
[COLOR=Red]Warning! To following site contains textual “adult themes”, but is still pretty funny. [/COLOR]Maybe I’m just a sick freak, but I couldn’t stop laughing: [http://www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html](http://www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html) favorite phrases: > “If cancer is our love, then I hope you don’t have the technology of chemotherapy.” > Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I’m spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. > Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. > BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it. > Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness. > BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. > Bloodninja: Don’t f\*\*k with me biznitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. > Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. > BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. > eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. > BritneySpears14: What the f\*\*k, I told you not to message me again. Comedy Gold!!!