# The Most Bizarre yet REAL eBay Auctions! **URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635 **Category:** random **Created:** [June 17, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635 "2008-06-17T20:31:35Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Krupal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@Krupal](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Krupal) #### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/21 "2008-06-20T14:09:39Z")
i have an old fx 5200 gfx anybody wants it ---
### Author: ![goofydave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@goofydave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/goofydave) #### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/22 "2008-06-20T14:09:55Z")
> [@fester8542;2346277](#): > > Someone track this guys IP and see if he is the auctioneer of these incredibly retarded auctions. All of the auctions are being sold by different people (never met any of them before) 🔗…but yes these auctions are stupid!!! thats the idea…whats the point of posting a normal auction??? it catches your attention because someone actually took the time to post an entire auction about something so stupid!!! :sen: ---
### Author: ![zao](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/zao/32/141_2.png) [@zao](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/zao) #### Post date: [June 20, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/23 "2008-06-20T15:00:35Z")
You’re so goofy ---
### Author: ![goofydave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@goofydave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/goofydave) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/24 "2008-06-24T15:23:03Z")
Cornflake-Looks Exactly Like Louisiana ![](http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03513.jpg) [http://cgi.ebay.com/Cornflake-Looks-Exactly-Like-Louisiana\_W0QQitemZ320265533826QQihZ011QQcategoryZ3124QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/Cornflake-Looks-Exactly-Like-Louisiana_W0QQitemZ320265533826QQihZ011QQcategoryZ3124QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) ---
### Author: ![zao](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/zao/32/141_2.png) [@zao](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/zao) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/25 "2008-06-24T15:57:34Z")
Not seeing it, plus I think Louisiana is bigger. ---
### Author: ![qujing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/5f8ce5/32.png) [@qujing](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/qujing) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/26 "2008-06-24T17:48:31Z")
International shipping is $13.95! ---
### Author: ![redelite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dc4da7/32.png) [@redelite](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/redelite) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/27 "2008-06-24T18:09:12Z")
> [@goofydave;2348305](#): > > Cornflake-Looks Exactly Like Louisiana Looks more like Arkansas ---
### Author: ![Gundark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df705f/32.png) [@Gundark](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Gundark) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/28 "2008-06-24T18:19:22Z")
Hmmm… the proportions on that corn flake are all wrong. The bottom part of the “boot” should be wider and the top part a bit smaller. ---
### Author: ![TheCanadian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheCanadian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/TheCanadian) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/29 "2008-06-24T18:40:24Z")
Well I was going to buy it but now that you guys pointed that out I guess it’s worth the 99 cents. ---
### Author: ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/30 "2008-06-24T19:12:55Z")
Y’all are trippin’, it doesn’t look like a state. It looks like one of the little screamy faces from Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’. ---
### Author: ![npgames](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/npgames/32/2914_2.png) [@npgames](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/npgames) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/31 "2008-06-24T21:44:13Z")
i bought an air guatar actualy signed by jesus, ebay has everything!!! ---
### Author: ![StylingPaT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@StylingPaT](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/StylingPaT) #### Post date: [June 24, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/32 "2008-06-24T23:28:11Z")
should get the key with the cross burned on it ---
### Author: ![goofydave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@goofydave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/goofydave) #### Post date: [June 27, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/33 "2008-06-27T14:15:02Z")
I will TATTOO YOUR COMPANY on my BODY!!! ![](http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03530.jpg) [http://cgi.ebay.com/I-will-TATTOO-YOUR-COMPANY-on-my-BODY\_W0QQitemZ320266472258QQihZ011QQcategoryZ102333QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/I-will-TATTOO-YOUR-COMPANY-on-my-BODY_W0QQitemZ320266472258QQihZ011QQcategoryZ102333QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) ---
### Author: ![DanontheMoon](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/danonthemoon/32/7436_2.png) [@DanontheMoon](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DanontheMoon) #### Post date: [June 27, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/34 "2008-06-27T15:03:20Z")
^That was my idea. ---
### Author: ![goofydave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@goofydave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/goofydave) #### Post date: [July 2, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/35 "2008-07-02T15:13:50Z")
ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS AT OUR WEDDING: ![](http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03541.jpg) [http://cgi.ebay.com/ADVERTISE-YOUR-BUSINESS-AT-OUR-WEDDING\_W0QQitemZ320269457715QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/ADVERTISE-YOUR-BUSINESS-AT-OUR-WEDDING_W0QQitemZ320269457715QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) ---
### Author: ![indiasfinest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5e9695/32.png) [@indiasfinest](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/indiasfinest) #### Post date: [July 2, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/36 "2008-07-02T15:28:07Z")
So \*\*\*\*ing Goofy ---
### Author: ![npgames](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/npgames/32/2914_2.png) [@npgames](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/npgames) #### Post date: [July 2, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/37 "2008-07-02T15:57:25Z")
[http://florence.en.craigslist.it/vac/725787925.html](http://florence.en.craigslist.it/vac/725787925.html) it was on ebay but got removed, id like to see that topped ---
### Author: ![goofydave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@goofydave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/goofydave) #### Post date: [July 8, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/38 "2008-07-08T19:18:23Z")
Win a 24 hour time period to spend time with this dude: ![](http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03556.jpg) [http://cgi.ebay.com/One-24-hour-period-for-me-to-spend-with-you\_W0QQitemZ130234977231QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/One-24-hour-period-for-me-to-spend-with-you_W0QQitemZ130234977231QQihZ003QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) ---
### Author: ![goofydave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@goofydave](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/goofydave) #### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/39 "2008-07-14T18:06:21Z")
STRAWBERRY MOUSE ![](http://www.goofyauctions.com/ebaypics/03575.jpg) [http://cgi.ebay.com/STRAWBERRY-MOUSE-REAL-NEAT-Cant-be-faked-LOOK\_W0QQitemZ200238242940QQihZ010QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/STRAWBERRY-MOUSE-REAL-NEAT-Cant-be-faked-LOOK_W0QQitemZ200238242940QQihZ010QQcategoryZ1467QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) ---
### Author: ![blazes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@blazes](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/blazes) #### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-most-bizarre-yet-real-ebay-auctions/263635/40 "2008-07-14T18:07:31Z")
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