# THe Olympics Comments (very funny and true)

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The Olympics comments !

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators  
so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from  
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I  
speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially  
my mother and father.”

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries, and even  
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should  
think we can expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition  
doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife  
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like  
they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so  
well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and  
kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?”