hmm this is a hard… id say duck… 
eat poop… or cow poop…
Get Hit.
Ducking is for Wimps ouch!
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke - Pepsi is to sweet
ASP or PHP ?
PHP, free, easy to use, not associated with MS
roller coasters or bumper cars
roller coasters, more thrill
really hot weather or really cold weather
Really Cold Water
Get both legs cut off with a chainsaw or Burn both arms off
cut off both legs, as long as it misses the gold (:O)
quoting the dict or quoting the encyclopedia 
Quoting the Encyclopedia, more informative.
Having your fingernails grow 3 inches per hour or having your hair grow an inch per minute.
hair, long hair could work for a couple of days…
playing zelda 242 times or halo 569 times
Playing Zelda.
3ds Max or Maya
Max. (err…)
toadstool or bowser
3DSM (More Easier To Get Used To)
Pumas or Sketchers
bowser
breasts or booty
booty
body or face (assume extremes) {i.e. ugly girl killer body, hot girl, crappy body}
Oh yeah, I’m all about the hot girl, crappy body.
Tea or coffee?
Tea!
Firefox or IE?
Firefox
Calculator or… abacus?
Abacus!
Old Skool New Skool?
Old Skool
paper or plastic?
Paper! It smells less when it burns :bad:
Xbox or Nintendo?
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