# The Wondeful Workplace
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222
**Category:** random
**Created:** [July 10, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222 "2003-07-10T17:12:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/1 "2003-07-10T17:12:45Z")
Ok im sure some of you will feel my anger. I am a contracting web master for a company which I will not name just in case :sigh: . The previous web master is out becasue of reasons I will not get into. Anywho, I am working on her computer and in her cubical. When I got here everything was a complete mess. The PC restarts itself when you look at it funny, because the hard drive is jammed with Vietnamese MP3’s. So today I get an email from the old Web Master, who is returning shortly, stating that she dropped by last night for a visit. She cliams I broke her PC, and made a complete mess of her desk. That I have no respect for others personal belongings. I’ve never wanted to hurt soemone I’ve never met until now. This person also shut down my IIS so I can’t test a huge project I am working on. Well I’m awaiting my bosses return from vacation to see what will go on.
Just venting I:-)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/2 "2003-07-10T17:14:08Z")
is she your boss? is she still working there? why are you on her PC?
I would just kick her in the teeth and get it over with… I don’t take well to stupid people saying and doing stupid things…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/3 "2003-07-10T17:15:50Z")
omg jubba you are too funny. well no she’s not my boss, but i am working on her pc cuz she already has all the expensive software. she will be returning soon, and i aint going no where!@1
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/4 "2003-07-10T17:16:10Z")
O that sucks, since she’s got some vietname music, replace them with some hard core American music, suggestivily rap, and replace the files with the same names.
Of course that’d be mean, but to treat this, see if you can talk to her face to face, appoligize if you want, otherwise, be calm and I’m sure it’ll blow over in time and she can’t do nothing about it.
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/5 "2003-07-10T17:16:21Z")
Hmm, that’s always a problem. I don’t know what I would have said if I was in your situation. Just tell her that Vietnamese music makes you do horrible things to other people’s computer 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/6 "2003-07-10T17:17:39Z")
another fun thing to do is when she is standing with her back to you, get a running start and from about 6 or 7 feet away, jump up and kick her in the back of the head. Oh its great fun! She’ll go flying! If she’s a smaller girl too, she’ll sail… try to do it near an open window!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/7 "2003-07-10T17:18:32Z")
Lol, replace them with RAP!
_Evil laugh_
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/8 "2003-07-10T17:19:07Z")
LMAO @ Jubba, you rebel!
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/9 "2003-07-10T17:28:57Z")
lol jubba she’s about 5-2 110 lbs. i am about 6-3 220 lbs. i can send her all the way to your house with one swift kick in the \*\*\*
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/10 "2003-07-10T17:30:49Z")
Lol, do it! I live somewhat near Jubba, I’ll watch for her in the sky. 😉
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/11 "2003-07-10T17:34:07Z")
yeah man, punt her over to me… I’ll take care of the rest.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/12 "2003-07-10T17:35:59Z")
she’s actaully hot 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/13 "2003-07-10T17:36:30Z")
Lol, bad Jubba, actually, I have no idea what Jubba’s going to do to her. But by Jubba’s profile on AIM, I’m having curious thoughts.
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/14 "2003-07-10T17:42:30Z")
I ones worked for a company, i was the team leader of web and multimedia unit and they had a manager on top of every team leader, he was F\*\*\*\*\* annoying, had no knowledge about web, software or even hardware, was a marketing fellow… we all wanted to torture him to death, he bugged us in every way possible, just to show who was the boss…
1 Day i decided to terminate that company’s contract and he was again tryin to show wat he was (an a\*hole) was not askin… but demanding me to stay as some cd presentation was on last stages, i got really mad and i started yelling at that jerk… other team leaders came in and saw me yelling, dont know wat happend to our hardware guy, he jumped on him and punched his nose, later we all joined the party… he was in the bloddy mess, got kickd everywhere and i mean e v e r y w h e r e 😛
after couple of days i came to kno that our software guy got another job in his hometown and hardware guy already opened his hardware store a week back, we had no clue but they all were there for same reason… resignation, and i had my company up n running all the time… i joined in… i still dont know why :-s
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anyway, that what i did…
This is a girl,Grrr double the trouble, u cant kick her butt, u can’t yell at her… hey how about thinkn about nice thots when she’s complaining 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/15 "2003-07-10T17:46:15Z")
Nice thoughts stop working after a while. I’m sticking with the old boot in the a\*\*.
=)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/16 "2003-07-10T17:50:31Z")
flasherjaz ur a funny guy lol
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/17 "2003-07-10T17:51:10Z")
my god flasherjaz - sounds like you and your buddies should have been up on asault charges! that’s one hell of a story! Sounds like the unedited version office space if there ever was one 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/18 "2003-07-10T17:52:41Z")
office space, omg that is such a funny flick
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/19 "2003-07-10T20:01:53Z")
Funny… and yet so true…
:hangover:
Cheers!
-Niann
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/the-wondeful-workplace/25222/20 "2003-07-10T22:11:05Z")
1.) Do your job better then she does
2.) Make sure the decision-maker sees this, or if you are unable to do your job better then her, lead the decision-maker to believe you can.
3.) Draw her into a conflict verbally (no paper trail) , then send her a carefully-worded, non-combative yet provocative e-mail in order to elicit an inappropriate response from her.
4.) Forward her response to the decision-maker.
5.) When the time is right, take her job. If you are a white male, and the decision-maker is a white male (or at least a male), you’re already halfway there. Vietnamese girl has no chance. Sad but true.
Payback’s a b!tch, and it hurts the most when you get hit in the wallet.
:bad:
-C
(scarred corporate veteran)
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