# Tuknuk Joke

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/tuknuk-joke/17658>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/tuknuk-joke/17658 "2003-04-08T00:46:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![reverendflash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@reverendflash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/reverendflash)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/tuknuk-joke/17658/1 "2003-04-08T00:46:18Z")

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Top Ten Reasons Why Tuknuk the eskimo, and other Canadians won’t join The USA and its other traditional allies in the War on Iraq:

1. With Air Canada now bankrupt, we have no way of getting there.

2. Hey, it’s Maple Syrup Season.

3. After 136 Years, we’re still waiting for France to sign off on our Independence.

4. Saddam’s name spelled backwards is “Mad \*\*\*”. Yikes, we’re not crazy.

5. There’s only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon to Iraq after the war.

6. Lately bidding from museums for our Sea King Helicopters has really heated up.

7. Celine Dionne can’t sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las Vegas

8. Rivers in Iraq too shallow for our War Canoes.

9. Lousy hockey in Iraq at this time of year - playoffs now starting at home!

10. Our army is needed here in case of another snow storm in Toronto.

:beam:

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/tuknuk-joke/17658/2 "2003-04-08T00:48:33Z")

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hahahah - those are great Rev 🙂

Also - our only sub is on showcase at the west edmonton mall and it would be a pain in the \*\*\* to get it outta there!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/tuknuk-joke/17658/3 "2003-04-08T00:51:36Z")

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haha rev…

i like your footer, it would be cool to see your pixel person on there too. 😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/tuknuk-joke/17658/4 "2003-04-08T01:08:20Z")

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thanks… I was thinking of putting him “inside” the cable car…

Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif)
