# Two nuns walk into a bar...and die! **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [January 27, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175 "2003-01-27T22:38:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![senocular](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/senocular/32/7217_2.png) [@senocular](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/senocular)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/1 "2003-01-27T22:38:35Z")
then fall over! FYI, the “… and die!” is not mine 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/2 "2003-01-27T22:39:47Z")
Phil, where art thou…??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/3 "2003-01-27T22:43:44Z")
I just :love: that joke, it deserves a :trout: by a :pirate:! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/4 "2003-01-27T22:46:53Z")
ah well… so much for humor :bookmarks thread: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/5 "2003-01-27T22:52:31Z")
heres one… (though obscured through type - best if said outloud since it revolves around a play on words) two nuns in the bathtub together. One says to the other, “Where’s the soap?” The other replies, “Mmm… yes it does, doesn’t it.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/6 "2003-01-27T23:14:44Z")
Don’t get it 😛 - Soul :goatee: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/7 "2003-01-27T23:22:36Z")
> \*Originally posted by Soul \* > \*\*Don’t get it 😛 - Soul :goatee: \*\* try replacing _Where’s_ with _wears_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/8 "2003-01-27T23:27:54Z")
wear as in to erode :q: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/9 "2003-01-27T23:32:48Z")
You either have to be hella creative or have a very intellectual way of solving things. What ever floats your boat! :run: \<\< pac man on coke ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/10 "2003-01-27T23:33:50Z")
![](http://userpages.umbc.edu/~tmccau1/images/smilies/tongue.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/11 "2003-01-28T00:09:47Z")
sweet, you must be the new smiley-o-maker master :cowboy: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/12 "2003-01-28T00:10:17Z")
LMAO ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/13 "2003-01-28T05:32:00Z")
> \*Originally posted by dan4885 \* > \*\*sweet, you must be the new smiley-o-maker master :cowboy: \*\* thats why he has title “#1.000001 smiley man” i think i get the nun in bathtub joke…altho when you mentioned wheres the soap it reminded me of dropped soap and i thought you were going somewhere tottaly different… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/14 "2003-01-28T05:33:51Z")
yeah Im not #1, thats eilsoe, So Im #1.000001 :beam: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/15 "2003-01-28T05:38:22Z")
what comes in pints? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/16 "2003-01-28T05:58:53Z")
. Ans: an elephant. (geddit?) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/17 "2003-01-28T06:00:27Z")
yes, very clever [Legoman] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/18 "2003-01-28T10:00:20Z")
\_snigger_\ I get both of them. But then I do have a mind that wallows in the gutter. BTW, nice new avatar Dan. Very funky. 😏 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/19 "2003-01-28T17:50:51Z")
that makes 300000 of us Phil 😉 Nice to see you back again!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175/20 "2003-01-28T18:11:56Z")
ok heres the deal 2 nuns in the bathtub. One doesnt know where the soap is… gee, “Wheres the soap?” So she asks the other nun who is also in the bathtub. This other nun (nun2) doesnt seem to think the soap is missing. She doesnt reply with “I dont know”, instead she says “Yes, it does, doesnt it”. As to imply she DOES know where the soap is. But her reply also indicates that she inflected what the nun1 said to mean something else. Heres were you have to think a little. “Wheres the soap?” “Yes, it does, doesnt it.” So what is she thinking? “Yes it does…” does implies an action. So what action can be derived from “Wheres the soap?” Wheres… as wears. She heard “Wears the soap” as in “Erodes the soap”… or more specifically “It erodes the soap, doesnt it?” Now, combining this with the fact that nun2 seems to know where the soap is (and nun1 doesnt see it anywhere), and that these are very sexually repressed nuns, that leads us to conclude that nun2 is eroding the soap in a … well can you work it out from here? [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/two-nuns-walk-into-a-bar-and-die/12175.md?page=2)