# Type of Girls

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/type-of-girls/152750>\
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**Created:** [June 27, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/type-of-girls/152750 "2005-06-27T05:28:18Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/type-of-girls/152750/1 "2005-06-27T05:28:18Z")

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[color=orange][color=dimgray][color=dimgray]Type Of Girls ~\*[/color]

[color=dimgray] **HARD-DISK Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]She remembers everything, FOREVER.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **RAM Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **WINDOWS Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **SCREENSAVER Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]She is good for nothing but at least she is fun![/color]

[color=dimgray] **INTERNET Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]Difficult to access.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **SERVER Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]Always busy when you need her.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **MULTIMEDIA Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]She makes horrible things look beautiful.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **CD-ROM Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]She is always faster and faster.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **E-MAIL Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.[/color]

[color=dimgray] **VIRUS Girls:** [/color]  
[color=dimgray]Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she[/color]  
[color=dimgray]comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything… [/color]

[color=dimgray] **Search Engine Girls:**  
you have to ask them the same thing, eight hundred different ways in order to get the answer you’re looking for.  
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**Keyboard Girls:**  
Be careful which buttons you push.

**BROADBAND GIRLS:**  
Makes getting around much easier & faster.

**LAN GIRLS:**  
Great at parties, but most likely your friends are all getting on her too.

**BANNER AD GIRLS:**  
Not all that exciting or good looking, but at least they give you money.

**EXTENDED DESKTOP GIRLS:**  
Don’t mind being seen on the side.

**FIREFOX GIRLS:**  
Customizable and perfect. Very compliant.

**OPEN SOURCE GIRLS: (GPL) = Girl Public License**  
They seem so intelligent and well featured, but there is just something not all there about them.

**Vector Girls:**  
Smooth, simple, and fast.

**TFT girls:**  
looks vaguely 3D from the front view, but is totally flat from the side view

**CRT girls:**  
packs alot of bulk to the rear

**MMORPG GIRLS:**  
time consuming, addictive, and you often pay to play

\*\*Comodore 64 Girls:  
\*\*They had done it all, before anyone else.[/color][/color]