# Ultimate Test!:A story a guys shouldnt miss **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [August 5, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641 "2003-08-05T02:19:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![noxious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/919ad9/32.png) [@noxious](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/noxious)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/1 "2003-08-05T02:19:30Z")
Ultimate Test: A story a guy shouldnt miss!! I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/2 "2003-08-05T02:23:45Z")
HAHAHA! thats hilarious. I’ll keep that in mind! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/3 "2003-08-05T02:28:47Z")
LOL that’s pure genious. i have to save this one. tell me this isn’t true, this is way too good. it’s too bad, cause i woulda done the sister in a sec. i carry my vest n’ shield in my wallet so i would’ve failed that little charade and lost a wife. ouch. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/4 "2003-08-05T02:33:29Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*LOL that’s pure genious. i have to save this one. tell me this isn’t true, this is way too good. it’s too bad, cause i woulda done the sister in a sec. i carry my vest n’ shield in my wallet so i would’ve failed that little charade and lost a wife. ouch. \*\* Hoy gago! hahahahahahhaha at least you’ll gain the little sister! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/5 "2003-08-05T02:35:34Z")
yeah keep that in mind! always! =) thor! …hahaahaaa (iba talaga ang pinoy! 😛 …tingnan mo si comicgeek! 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/6 "2003-08-05T02:35:49Z")
lol, are you kidding me? she was part of the test. the family would’ve banished me for eternity. hey, noxious, you pinoy? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/7 "2003-08-05T02:36:23Z")
> \*Originally posted by noxious \* > \*\*thor! …hahaahaaa (iba talaga ang pinoy! 😛 ) \*\* > indeed. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/8 "2003-08-05T02:38:30Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*hey, noxious, you pinoy? \*\* hahaa o naman no! \*\* Location: Philippines \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/9 "2003-08-05T02:42:05Z")
hey, you could be stationed there or something 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/10 "2003-08-05T02:46:23Z")
Hahaha :beam::beam::beam: I would have failed :sure: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/11 "2003-08-05T02:48:26Z")
the father should’ve stayed in the bedroom. then he wouldn’t’ve passed. but hey, you’re married now. sister still available? 😉 soul \>\> go to sleep, it’s 3am in yorkshire. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/12 "2003-08-05T02:49:50Z")
thor, its kinda great and somewhat inspiring knowing that one of king kirupas big guys has descended from same “color” i have. =) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/13 "2003-08-05T02:50:42Z")
> \*\*soul \>\> go to sleep, it’s 3am in yorkshire. \*\* hahahhaha! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/14 "2003-08-05T02:51:07Z")
soul! lol:P:P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/15 "2003-08-05T02:54:40Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*the father should’ve stayed in the bedroom. then he wouldn’t’ve passed. but hey, you’re married now. sister still available? 😉 soul \>\> go to sleep, it’s 3am in yorkshire. \*\* if the father had stayed on the room maybe he might make love with you too! …and yes the father is still available! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/16 "2003-08-05T02:56:19Z")
> \*Originally posted by noxious \* > \*\*thor, its kinda great and somewhat inspiring knowing that one of king kirupas big guys has descended from same “color” i have. =) \*\* > descended? 100% 😉 i’m pinoy whether i like it or not. \ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/17 "2003-08-05T03:00:17Z")
yeah! coool!!! :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/18 "2003-08-05T03:00:42Z")
> \*Originally posted by thoriphes \* > \*\*soul \>\> go to sleep, it’s 3am in yorkshire. \*\* > It’s actually nearly 4am :sure: Hehe you guys are like my guardian angels :love: _goes to bed_ - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/19 "2003-08-05T03:03:41Z")
oh soul you snore too loud! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641/20 "2003-08-05T03:08:12Z")
I only sleepwalk and sleeptalk actually, I don’t snore 😛 Anyway… night! :sleep: [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/ultimate-test-a-story-a-guys-shouldnt-miss/27641.md?page=2)