# Urinating Insects

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [July 14, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557 "2003-07-14T12:58:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fester8542](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a183cd/32.png) [@fester8542](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/fester8542)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/1 "2003-07-14T12:58:08Z")

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This is just sick.

[http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html](http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/2 "2003-07-14T13:02:23Z")

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hm…interesting. Flies using humans as hosts. Never heard of that one before. Makes for a great dinner story doesn’t it :thumb:

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/3 "2003-07-14T13:17:39Z")

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Holy crap, that’d scare the hell out of me if that happened!! :-\

- Soul :s:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/4 "2003-07-14T14:04:51Z")

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Oh god. That is absolutely disgusting. I’m still not sure how they can enter the body like that. The only place I see vulnerable is the mouth, and wouldn’t you feel it if something tries to climb down your throat? Plus, wouldn’t you stomach acids kill it?

=)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/5 "2003-07-14T14:10:12Z")

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Super Fly! 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/6 "2003-07-14T14:11:03Z")

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I’m going to wear mosquito repelants at all times now. And I’m going to buy one of those blue light things that zaps them.

No mosquito is coming out of my ‘down south.’ 😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/7 "2003-07-14T14:15:09Z")

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eeww! This is horrible!

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/8 "2003-07-14T14:16:39Z")

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I’d rather die than having things crawling out of me. What if you just plug it?

=)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/9 "2003-07-14T14:18:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Maxtr0sity \*  
> \*\*What if you just plug it?

=) \*\*  
That could be painful 😛

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/10 "2003-07-14T14:19:15Z")

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I don’t know about you, but:

Painful, yes. Worthit, yes.

=)

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/11 "2003-07-14T14:19:50Z")

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But then where else are they going to escape from?

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/12 "2003-07-14T14:20:07Z")

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Kit PM!

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/13 "2003-07-14T14:21:45Z")

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Eeeek. Good question. Then they’d just die inside hopefully. I know that if you hold in your unine for long enough, they get poisonous(acidic) before your bladder explodes. That acid would kill it.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/14 "2003-07-14T14:30:38Z")

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And yourself probably 😛

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/15 "2003-07-14T14:32:27Z")

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Well, my bladder would explode first, so, that’d kil me. ☹

=)

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/16 "2003-07-14T14:38:53Z")

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So basically what we’re saying is that either way, you’re pretty much stuffed?

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/17 "2003-07-14T14:39:42Z")

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☹ Yes. I think I’m going to go paranoid over this.

=)

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/18 "2003-07-14T14:57:15Z")

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oh did you guys not catch the

> very, very rare case  
> part of that article?

😛

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/19 "2003-07-14T16:35:09Z")

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holy S, thats sick

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/urinating-insects/25557/20 "2003-07-15T07:01:08Z")

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What the?!??

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