# Useless Human Talents

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/useless-human-talents/217469>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [February 27, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/useless-human-talents/217469 "2007-02-27T06:18:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Icy\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f6c823/32.png) [@Icy\_Penguin](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Icy_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/useless-human-talents/217469/1 "2007-02-27T06:18:45Z")

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People call me a freak so I thought I would share my freakiness (completely useless human abilities (never mind my other abilities)).

I can make suction noises with over ten different areas of my body (with my hands - on my eyes, forehead, ears, elbows, chest, et al.)

My head sounds alarmingly hollow when I tap it.

I regularly wake people up from deep sleep when I crack my neck.

I can’t remember any others right now.

Share yours!