# Voice Mail Messages
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039
**Category:** random
**Created:** [September 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039 "2003-09-03T04:56:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@DariusMonsef](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/DariusMonsef)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/1 "2003-09-03T04:56:13Z")
What are some funny voice mail messages?
My current:
Hi, you’ve reached Ethan. I’m here, but I’m avoiding someone I don’t like. So leave me a message and if I don’t call you back; it’s you.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/2 "2003-09-03T07:03:40Z")
buy or download the mp3
brown derbies - answering machine (Coca cola)
the title is something like that.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/3 "2003-09-03T08:34:58Z")
I ones had
Hi, this is GOD, please call me later i m busy right now.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/4 "2003-09-03T08:58:00Z")
I once set mine to something like “Look, I’ve told you before, just stop calling me. I know you still love me, but for crying out loud, have some self respect…” 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/5 "2003-09-03T09:25:49Z")
Funny to some extent (really annoying after a while):
Hullo?..Oh, how are you ?..Yeah,yeah… well stop bugging my answering machine…
they actually start talking to you…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/6 "2003-09-03T12:49:25Z")
go to Kazza and type in “answering machine” there are a ton of great ones on there… very funny ones for sure. I personally like the answering machine message from George on Seinfield… hahaha
“belive it or not, George isnt at home - please leave a message at the beep…”
You have to hear it, it’s great 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/7 "2003-09-03T13:43:06Z")
I have Strong Bad from the one Marzipan answering machine feature for mine.
Sweepstakes Ron!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/8 "2003-09-03T14:00:45Z")
This is what I used to have:
Sing along: Believe it or not, Raf isn’t home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d answer the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I’m not home!
You can get it from here:
[http://www.mp3miracle.com/Seinfeld/GeorgeSAnsweringMach/](http://www.mp3miracle.com/Seinfeld/GeorgeSAnsweringMach/)
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/9 "2003-09-03T14:54:36Z")
That’s the one I was talking about Lava 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/10 "2003-09-03T15:37:40Z")
seinfeld’s
“believe it or not george isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep”
has the music and everything
its the greatest one ever…lol
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/11 "2003-09-03T16:44:30Z")
> \*Originally posted by SureShot \*
> \*\*That’s the one I was talking about Lava 🙂 \*\*
Oh, I didn’t even notice you had said that. 🙂 I had that message on my answering machine for about a year - it never got old.
I want to figure out how to get rid of george’s voice so bad… I want to be able to sing that myself.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/12 "2003-09-03T17:52:54Z")
just get the original song and then get one of those audio programs that let’s you take just the song… I know I make it sound easy 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/13 "2003-09-03T18:05:43Z")
[http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram](http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram)
Uncle John’s Realaudio Jukebox has a ton of them… by all kinds of “famous” people including Brittany (I know you want it, Tuknuk)…
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/14 "2003-09-03T19:26:24Z")
> \*Originally posted by reverendflash \*
> \*\*[http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram](http://jhanch.web2010.com/900.ram)
Uncle John’s Realaudio Jukebox has a ton of them… by all kinds of “famous” people including Brittany (I know you want it, Tuknuk)…
Rev \*\*
Your darn right I want it from Britney - there’s a few others I wouldn’t mind getting it from either 😉
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/15 "2003-09-03T19:28:04Z")
> \*Originally posted by SureShot \*
> \*\*Your darn right I want it from Britney - there’s a few others I wouldn’t mind getting it from either 😉 \*\*
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this was about voice mail messages, right?
Rev
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/16 "2003-09-03T20:48:39Z")
Yes but I believe the Hi-Jack icon is reserved for the topic starter in the event he would like to get the topic back on track. As the topic creator I have no problem with this thread going off on variable tangents.
As a matter of fact, How often have you been caught picking your nose in public?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/17 "2003-09-03T20:53:03Z")
it was a personal snub for Tuknuk…
I was the one who hijacked the thread to start with (well, I baited Tuknuk into it)…
and I think Kirupa said the operative word “should.”
therefore, the irony of using an anti-spam image to spam a thread was just to good of an opportunity to pass…
:beam:
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/18 "2003-09-03T21:06:40Z")
therefore - you suck eggs! 🙂
I was not intending to “hi-jack” the thread, just point out that Britney Spears has a few things that I would like to have on me 😉
Ok enough, enough… back to the topic of nose picking…
I havent been caught - I dont think!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/19 "2003-09-03T23:32:47Z")
I thought these forums were Random for a reason … because you could get off topic, and it’s ok.
As a matter of fact, I’m taking this thread hostage right now!
Pigeons - flying rat, or a beautiful bird? What do you think? I’d like to hear from some Europeans on this one! I KNOW you’ve got tons of these guys in your big cities!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/voice-mail-messages/30039/20 "2003-09-03T23:56:14Z")
Holy pidgeon crap Batman!
I saw a TV special once on the different breeds of Pidgeons. There are like 300. There are actually shows where people show off the most mutated strain of pidgeon they could create. Some now have huge legs and tiny wings. Some have beeks so little they can’t eat.
Pidgeons are also very good navigators. They actually gave some homing pidgeons metals back in World War II.
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