WARNING to all females

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:m:

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oooh. Sheā€™s so cute when sheā€™s angry.

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Ethan- :love:
Vulcan&Disco- :m:

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:love: :love: You gotta treat them mean to keep them keen ! :love::love:

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:h: What does that even mean?? Is that like, guy speak or something? Keen on what?

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hifi :love: Me and I :blush: and :hugegrin: we should :party: & :beer:

// there are too many smilies

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hey hifi, I just laughed! Iā€™ve never MET a female programmer before (some females Iā€™ve met have said they programmed, but I found out later they were talking about power pointā€¦). I have met quite a few girls who tear me up design wise, though. No hard feelings. :wink:

EthanM: you are the reason that AOL had that stupid smiley commercial. :wink:

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Disco- :lol: Iā€™m a Math/CS major. I suck at anything relating to design/style/fashion/I could go on. I donā€™t know why Iā€™m here actually. I think it was the actionscript. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ethan- I donā€™t know enough smilies to keep up with you. :stuck_out_tongue:

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or perhaps hear this warning?

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Anyone else notice that any thread involving females usually get a lot of traffic?

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I meant here at KirupaForums, but yes, I guess I may be here to hear this warning. Thank you all for warning me, Iā€™ll be on my way now. :smiley:

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Iā€™m a Math/CS major

Coolā€¦ I want to be a Counter Strike major tooā€¦ :smiley:

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Iā€™ll take your word for it. I donā€™t watch much TV at all. :stuck_out_tongue:

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nice guys finish last !

Ha ha haā€¦ I just realised there are two meanings for thatā€¦

I never thought of the MA+ one beforeā€¦ :slight_smile:

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LOL

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Holy cow I go away for like, what, 12 hours and this thread, which started out with a REALLY OLD AND VERY LAME JOKE (sorry Vulcan :beam: ) and now its FOUR pages long???

Okay, well, whatever, here ya go:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the Uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

Signed,
A Troubled User


Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely an Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating system files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings: Maintenance/Child Support".

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0. I suggest installing the background application program Yes_Dear to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding "General Partnership Faults (GPFs)".

You must assume all responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs tend to be somewhat cyclical, occurring approximately 28 days apart. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:YES_DEAR because ultimately you will have to use the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but tends to require very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs such as Clean_and_Sweep 3.0, Cook_It 1.5 (which replaces Burn_It 1.0) and Do_Bills 4.2. You must however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag_Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.

Best of luck.
Tech Support
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Darn straight. :evil:

Youā€™ve now met (at leat virtually) a female programmer.

I know ActionScript, HTML, JavaScript, Visual Basic,C, C++, Pascal, COBOL, Java, plus one or two other odds and ends. I also did my BSc Honours degree in Computer Science. I also draw. :slight_smile:

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Now THAT is an understatement.

[SIZE=-4]Go get 'em Kit![/SIZE] :beam:

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You will also find that GPFs tend to be somewhat cyclical, occurring approximately 28 days apart.

Ha ha ha I think this just about sums it up !