# Watch out! Almanacs are bad ummmk **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [December 29, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790 "2003-12-29T22:50:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![odedvard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/85f322/32.png) [@odedvard](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/odedvard)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/1 "2003-12-29T22:50:25Z")
The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning. [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/29/national1426EST0580.DTL&type=printable](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/29/national1426EST0580.DTL&type=printable) Watch out for that mapquest…i heard glodes are pretty dangerous as well…hehhe ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/2 "2003-12-29T22:53:45Z")
Poor Farmer Brown, who uses an almanac for it’s inventor’s purpose… now he gets to find out how a body cavity search feels when he tries to take his “crop” to market… Rev ![](http://aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/3 "2003-12-29T22:56:51Z")
what a joke…george bush jr. prolly just realized how useful the almanac was, so he deemed it a weapon of mass destruction. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/4 "2003-12-29T22:58:33Z")
next, we will be told to be aware of anyone carrying a map in their car… they could be plotting a terrorist getaway… Rev ![](http://aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/5 "2003-12-29T23:02:42Z")
Also watch out for black bowling balls, they look strangly similar to bombas in Super Mario. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/6 "2003-12-29T23:45:42Z")
I have an idea - let’s close down all malls, cinemas, airports and town center… yeah they’re too risky… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/7 "2003-12-30T02:47:57Z")
Why do u care if America is being over cautious. Its not like its hurting anyone. It can just help… I mean why do u care if you have to wait 30 more minutes for a plane ticket if it can help prevent thousands of deaths? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/watch-out-almanacs-are-bad-ummmk/38790/8 "2003-12-30T03:33:33Z")
It’s human nature to mope and complain. As for me, I’ll be carrying my almanac everywhere I go…just for fun 😃