# Welcome Back PHIL! **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315 "2003-07-21T23:28:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/21 "2003-07-22T03:37:19Z")
PHIL! I LOVE YOU! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/22 "2003-07-22T03:56:49Z")
I see the tranq’s have worn off… \ANNOUNCEMENT\ the above fraudulent post is not, repeat, not from Phil. It is from a Phil impersonator. Phil is, however, not chopped into pieces, under the floorboards, under my washing machine. Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/23 "2003-07-22T04:59:38Z")
recipe for disolving unwanted pieces of fleshy meat: put substances to be disolved into well packed earthen container sprinkle liberally with unslaked lime, the more the better [yum] add one layer of sandy material of your choosing cover with extracted earthen product (previously dug to create container) garnish top with your favorite flowery shrubs within hours you’ll have the best fertilizer for your garnish ever ! enjoy ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/24 "2003-07-22T07:04:26Z")
YAY! Guess who’s back, back again! Phil is back, tell a friend! [size=3]Guess who’s back[/size] [size=2]guess who’s back[/size] [size=1]guess who’s back guess who’s back[/size] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/25 "2003-07-22T07:56:24Z")
erm ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/26 "2003-07-23T01:33:46Z")
ok ok phil dont panic, i called the cops, they are next to me tracing the IP. they say dont panic, stay calm, and dont make him angry, he has a record of hostage situations with ppl named Phil, he seems to have a strange obsession with them. just stay clam…the feds are coming. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/27 "2003-07-23T01:38:38Z")
![](http://www.catchandreleasefound.org/hostage.jpg) Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/28 "2003-07-23T01:39:48Z")
hey, phil welcome back! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/29 "2003-07-23T01:46:28Z")
[SIZE=4]WELCOME BACK PHIL YOU LOVABLE DICTATOR!!![/SIZE] [FONT=century gothic]You Bastard! Where the hell have you been!![/FONT] **Arghh get your a$s in the orderd forum, we need you!** ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/30 "2003-07-23T01:54:54Z")
Phil you won’t die if you go somewhere besides this thread and the private messaging system. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/31 "2003-07-23T01:55:07Z")
ok rev ok rev ok! met me at MM studios, dont mind teh men that have SWAT jackets on… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/32 "2003-07-23T02:28:25Z")
while mike is setting up this huge hostage recovery plan, phil is in the confor of his own home playing on the world map. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/33 "2003-07-23T02:29:29Z")
little do you know. we have tips! so rev is it on? btw i am outside your appartment, open up 'fore i have to knock! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/34 "2003-07-23T02:40:03Z")
rev…we are in the house…where in the basement are you? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/35 "2003-07-23T02:42:43Z")
_little does phil know, Im trapped in rev’s bacement as well_ _AHHH_ _i scare the the socks off of phil_ _lets get out of here_ _As we make our way to the window, we hear a sudden BANG_ _PHIL!! you tripped the trip wire._ _All of a sudden, the lights dim, bars go over the windows. And then an electric chair falls from the celing, with a couple of other regulars to kirupa forum_ S.O.S ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/36 "2003-07-23T02:46:39Z")
phil thats it, rev is gone, he is in alkatraz. but…good news is…i saved a ton of money on my car insurance! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/37 "2003-07-23T02:47:18Z")
LOL!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/38 "2003-07-23T02:49:33Z")
phil, while we are here. what do you think about taking over anarctica as a WTO base? let me know when i wake up. you wont mind one more night? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/39 "2003-07-23T02:53:44Z")
No one was playing since we couldn’t even keep small islands without you. You’re a mod, just re-sticky it. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/welcome-back-phil/26315/40 "2003-07-23T03:01:43Z")
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