# What do the stars tell you?

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**Created:** [May 6, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-do-the-stars-tell-you/89212 "2005-05-06T00:53:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![hsadan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@hsadan](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/hsadan)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-do-the-stars-tell-you/89212/1 "2005-05-06T00:53:16Z")

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A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up  
their tent,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "  
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute :  
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are  
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of  
planets.  
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.  
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter  
past three.  
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful  
and we are small and insignificant.  
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful  
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

The Engineer is silent for a moment, then  
speaks. “Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”.