# What the....?
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961
**Category:** Uncategorized
**Created:** [January 24, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961 "2003-01-24T16:31:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@eilsoe](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/eilsoe)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/1 "2003-01-24T16:31:03Z")
Just look at it…
[snapshot of who’s online](http://www.avalon-rev.dk/online.jpg)
:P:P:P
j/k guys 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/2 "2003-01-24T16:36:12Z")
😛 😛 😛 that’s so funny
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/3 "2003-01-24T16:37:50Z")
hehe, why am I not a bit surprised? 🙂
Cheers!
Kirupa :goatee:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/4 "2003-01-24T16:39:11Z")
😊
I get bored easily…
then I tend to wreck something digitally… 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/5 "2003-01-24T16:42:00Z")
> then I tend to wreck something digitally…
I was there, i see that too!
Phil is a phreaking stalker!
😛
[SIZE=1]good one dude :)[/SIZE]
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/6 "2003-01-24T16:47:19Z")
hahaha - very nice 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/7 "2003-01-24T17:17:35Z")
> \*Originally posted by kirupa \*
> \*\*hehe, why am I not a bit surprised? 🙂
Cheers!
Kirupa :goatee: \*\*
because he is stalking you too :run: :ub: :bounce:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/8 "2003-01-24T17:25:31Z")
…runs and hides :run:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/9 "2003-01-24T20:22:21Z")
I cant’ beleve this. Phil said he was stalking me. How could he cheat on me like this. Whats this world coming to:bounce:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/10 "2003-01-24T20:24:16Z")
LOL
Kirupa, this is my tree! Go find your own tree…
:beam:
Rev 
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/11 "2003-01-24T20:28:43Z")
lol thats great!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/12 "2003-01-24T20:56:09Z")
phil is stalking every one 😛 but me ☹
[SIZE=1]i think :P[/SIZE]
- strange thumping sound behind Guig0 \*
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/13 "2003-01-24T21:05:29Z")
Hey I am the psychotic murderer here.
Lets just leave the stalking to me.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/14 "2003-01-24T21:14:39Z")
now we have two of them ☹
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/15 "2003-01-24T21:20:04Z")
Two of them?!
In case you didnt know…
Here you go…
\Here is my body count…\
\in order of movie deaths\
\Part 2 - Jasons mom did all the killing in part 1\
1. Alice : Stabbed in the temple with an icepick.
2. Crazy Ralph : Garotted with barbed wire.
3. Policeman : Hammerclaw in the head.
4. Scott : Throat slashed while hanging in a snare.
5. Terry : Knifed.
6. Mark : Machete to the face.
7 & 8. Jeff and Sandra : Double impaling with a spear.
1. Vickie : Knifed.
2. Paul : Disappears, presumed dead.
\Friday the 13th, Part 3\
1. Harold : Cleaver to the chest.
2. Edna : Knitting needles in the back of the head.
3. Fox : Pitchforked through the neck onto a rafter. (off-screen)
4. Loco : Pitchforked in the stomach.
5. Ali : Macheted to death.
6. Shelly : Throat slashed. (off-screen)
7. Vera : Speargun to the eye.
8. Andy : Macheted in half.
9. Debbie : Knifed from underneath her hammock.
10. Chuck : Electrocuted on a fuse box.
11. Chili : Stabbed with a fire poker.
12. Rick : Head squeezed till his eye pops out.
\Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter\
1. Axel : Surgical hacksaw to the throat, neck broken.
2. Nurse Morgan : Gutted by a scalpel.
3. Hitchiker : Knifed through the neck.
4. Samatha : Knifed through the neck.
5. Paul : Speared in the groin.
6. Terri : Speared in the back.
7. Mrs. Jarvis : Killed, causes unknown.
8. Jimbo : Corkscrew through the hand, cleaver in the face.
9. Tina : Thrown through a window, lands on a parked car.
10. Ted : Knifed in the head through a movie screen.
11. Doug : Head crushed in Jason’s bare hands.
12. Sarah : Axed in the chest.
13. Rob : Garden harrow in the throat.
\Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives\
1. Allen Hawes : Heart ripped out.
2. Darren : Impaled on a spear.
3. Lizabeth : Speared through the mouth.
4. Burt : Arm ripped off, impaled on a tree branch.
40, 41, & 42. Stan, Katie and Larry : Triple decapitation with a machete.
1. Martin : Broken bottle in the throat.
44 & 45. Steven and Annette : Double impalement with a machete on their motorcycle.
1. Nikki : Face crushed against RV wall.
2. Cort : Hunting knife in the head.
3. Roy : Pieces of him are found strewn in woods.
4. Sissy : Head ripped off.
5. Paula : Hacked up with a machete.
6. Officer Thornton : Dart in the forehead.
7. Officer Pappas : Head crushed in Jason’s bare hands.
8. Sheriff Garris : Broken in half.
\Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood\
1. Jane : Tent spike in the neck, impaled to a tree.
2. Michael : Tent spike thrown into his back.
3. Dan : Jason’s hand through his body, neck broken.
4. Judy : Bashed against a tree in her sleeping bag.
5. Russell : Axed in the face.
6. Sandra : Pulled underwater and drowned.
7. Maddy : Scythe in the neck.
8. Ben : Head crushed in Jason’s bare hands.
9. Kate : Party horn in the eye.
10. David : Butcher knife in the stomach.
11. Eddie : Beheaded with a machete.
12. Robin : Thrown through a window.
13. Mrs. Shephard : Speared from behind.
14. Dr. Crews : Tree-trimming saw in the stomach.
15. Melissa : Axed in the face.
\Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan\
1. Jim : Impaled with a spear gun.
2. Suzy : Stabbed with a spear.
3. J.J. : Bashed in the head with her electric guitar.
4. Boxer : Hot sauna rock in the chest.
5. Tamara : Stabbed with a mirror shard.
6. Jim Carlson : Harpooned in back.
7. Admiral Robertson : Throat slit with a machete.
8. Eva : Strangled.
9. Wayne : Electrocuted on a control panel.
10. Miles : Impaled on a deck post.
11. Deck Hand : Axed in the back.
12. Gang Banger #1 : Stabbed through the back with his own syringe.
13. Gang Banger #2 : Bashed and scalded on a steam pipe.
14. Julius : Jason knocks his block off.
15. Cop : Dragged into an alley, killed.
16. Colleen Van Deusen : Immolated in an exploding car.
17. Charles McCullough : Drowned in a barrel of sewage.
18. Sanitation Worker : Bashed in the head with a wrench.
\Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday\
1. Coroner : Eats Jason’s heart, dies and becomes possessed.
2. Coroner’s Assistant : Autopsy probe in the back of the neck, face pushed through a metal grating.
3. FBI Agent #1 : Pencil through his spinal cord. (off-screen)
4. FBI Agent #2 : Coroner’s fingers through his skull. (off-screen)
5. Alexis : Slashed up with a straight razor.
6. Deborah : Stabbed through the back with a barbed wire spike, ripped in half.
7. Lou : Head crushed. (off-screen)
8. Edna : Head slammed in car door.
9. Josh : Possessed by Jason, shot in head and impaled with poker, later melts away.
10. Diana : Knife-sharpening pole in back.
11. Robert Campbell : Possessed by Jason, later run over with car, shot in head, impaled on a barbecue skewer.
12. Officer Ryan : Head bashed against a locker.
99 & 100. Officer Mark and Officer Brian : Heads bashed together.
1. Ward : Arm broken, falls dead through the diner doors.
2. Shelby : Burned to death on a deep-fat fryer and grill.
3. Joey B. : Face bashed in.
4. Vicki : Impaled on a barbecue skewer.
5. Randy : Possessed by Jason, later his neck is severed with a machete.
6. Creighton Duke : Crushed to death by Jason.
\Jason X\
1. Private Johnson : Head crushed. (off-screen)
2. Guard #1 : Bashed with a pipe.
3. Guard #2 : (uncredited) Accidentally shot by Guard #3.
4. Guard #3 : Forced to shoot Guard #2 by Jason, strangled.
5. Guard #4 : (uncredited) Accidentally shot by Guard #5.
6. Guard #5 : Forced to shoot Guard #4 by Jason, strangled.
7. Dr. Wimmer : Pole through back.
8. Sgt. Marcus : Dies from multiple injuries.
9. Adrienne : Head cryogenically frozen, smashed into pieces on countertop.
10. Stoney : Stabbed in stomach with surgical machete, dragged off-screen and strangled.
11. Azrael : Back broken.
12. Dallas : Head bashed against a wall.
13. Sven : Neck broken.
14. Condor : Impaled on spiral antenna.
15. Geko : Throat slit.
16. Kicker : Cut in half at the waist.
17. Briggs : Impaled on anchor. (off-screen)
18. Lou : Dismembered with surgical machete.
19. Professor Lowe : Beheaded. (off-screen)
20. Crutch : Face crushed on electrical panel, electrocuted.
21. Kinsa : Immolated in exploding ship.
22. Waylander : Immolated in explosion of ship’s bridge.
23. Janessa : Body sucked through metal grating.
24. Camper #1 : Jason bashed her with the “help” of Camper #2, while in her sleeping bag.
25. Camper #2 : Bashed against Camper #1 and a tree, while in her sleeping bag.
26. Sgt. Brodski : Immolated in atmosphere while crashing to Earth 2 with Jason.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/16 "2003-01-24T21:25:19Z")
you **need** help!
_run away in fear_ :run:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/17 "2003-01-24T21:30:01Z")
ha ha
dont we all
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/18 "2003-01-24T21:32:03Z")
no argue with that…
…but some more than others 😛
_still running away in fear_ :run:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/19 "2003-01-24T21:35:41Z")
what movie is that all from? i take it that it is in the bold letters? i am with guigo…only faster :bounce:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-the/11961/20 "2003-01-24T21:36:44Z")
The Friday the Thirteenth Series…
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