# What Would Jesus Drive? **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [November 22, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498 "2002-11-22T05:09:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HaulTrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ea924/32.png) [@HaulTrash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/HaulTrash)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/1 "2002-11-22T05:09:50Z")
Yes, I’m an Atheist but do belive there was a guy name Jesus. Maybe 2 of them! ![](http://www.boomspeed.com/angier/limo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/2 "2002-11-22T05:13:01Z")
Or maybe… ![](http://www.boomspeed.com/angier/volvo_trash_truck1_sml.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/3 "2002-11-22T05:49:14Z")
well maybe he would ride in a chariot of fire but his 2nd choice might be ![](http://www.auto-inventory.com/car.jpg) i dunno maybe he would drive a monster truck? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/4 "2002-11-22T15:02:05Z")
This is an easy one: a 1996 BMW 325is Jet Black/Black Interior Silver spoked rims and a system that would blow the eardurms out of common passerby’s ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/5 "2002-11-22T16:12:18Z")
I think he would be driving one of these… ![](http://www.dba-pr.com/img/Cien%20Exterior.jpg) Cadillac Cien 750+ bhp 12 cyl (with the ability to turn off 6 of them when not in use to conserve fuel) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/6 "2002-11-22T17:14:19Z")
i have to go with a 72 monte carlo candy apple green wit metalic paint chips … ahhhhhh i love my ride :\*( ☹ :evil: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/7 "2002-11-22T19:46:31Z")
jesus, being a carpenter, would drive a work truck with residual fast food trash covering the floorboards. His bumper sticker would read, ‘honk if you love me’ Haha ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/8 "2002-11-22T19:53:56Z")
I don’t think Jesus would Drive anything because he is too humble and its too easy ! hehe or maybe he would drive a truck lol I can see it now, Jesus Stuck in traffic, Gridlock… “Why have you forsaken me lord?!” lol Wait… which Jesus are we talking about? i have this friend named Jesus and he Drives a Ford Mustang . lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/9 "2002-11-23T02:45:22Z")
![](http://www.molestedcars.com/beaters/030.jpg) Jesus would not feel pressured into buying a nice car and since he does not hold a job he would find this car in a junkyard and use it :). ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:07pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/10 "2002-11-23T15:07:33Z")
Jesus would drive a Ford Escort… [http://images.autotrader.com/images/2002/11/20/115/747/219064282.115747886.IM1.MAIN.565x421\_A.562x421.jpg](http://images.autotrader.com/images/2002/11/20/115/747/219064282.115747886.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jpg) So I could drive a Ferrari. 🙂 [http://www.ferrari.com/ferrari/images/456\_m/780x490/photo\_threequarter.jpg](http://www.ferrari.com/ferrari/images/456_m/780x490/photo_threequarter.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/11 "2002-11-23T15:40:58Z")
Jesus, as humble as he is, would drive nothing but the best car ever ordained by GOD himself: ![](http://autos.msn.com/merismus//Gallery/c441758a.jpg) ![](http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg) Cheers! Kirupa :beard: ---
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Pff, Alfa romeo, Porshe, Ford, Caddilac, it’s al nothing compared to the newest Volvo V60 R. That car rocks.:rambo: [http://r-images.volvocars.se/downloads/design\_0\_B.jpg](http://r-images.volvocars.se/downloads/design_0_B.jpg) :elderly: ---
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![](http://www.sptimes.com/News/120601/photos/wk-shop-WAGON.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/14 "2002-11-23T20:22:17Z")
rofl! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/15 "2002-11-23T20:22:40Z")
![](http://www.toyandtrain.com/bigwheel.jpg) ---
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LMAO! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498/17 "2002-11-23T20:29:34Z")
Idem H88 🙂 . I already see him driving that 😛 😛 😛 ---
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\this\ [edit] on the Corvette frame… 9 1/2 " shorter than the Porsche 911… 450 hp… [/edit] Rev:elderly: ---
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I have a friend who knows a friend that knows jesus. so i went over to where he hangs out and took a pic of him with his ride. ![](http://web.me.unr.edu/hpv/images/unicycle.jpg) Jesus preferes the unicycle over cars because its healthy for environment. Sure it hurts his gonads but he doesnt really need them anyhow. _note that it is not a regulat unicycle, its an off-road one!har har har_ ---
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Yes Phil I get it! 😛 😛 😛 😛 [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/8498.md?page=2)