# When I grow up, I want to be a ball boy for the US Open **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516 "2003-08-27T19:03:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![reverendflash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@reverendflash](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/reverendflash)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/1 "2003-08-27T19:03:30Z")
![](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/usopenrules1.gif) ![](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/usopenrules2.gif) from [www.thesmokinggun.com](http://www.thesmokinggun.com) I’d like to know what an “unnatural haircut” would look like… and what do they consider “extreme dying” of the hair… no tattoo’s on the nuckles either… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/2 "2003-08-27T19:09:35Z")
hahaha that is great! That’s pretty much every retailers dream job description sheet 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/3 "2003-08-27T19:10:31Z")
that bone through your nose would get you tossed pretty quick, eh Tuknuk? Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/4 "2003-08-27T19:11:00Z")
Yeah, Wimbledon is the same - they have rigorous training sessions, regular uniform and other rule checks… frightening really… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/5 "2003-08-27T19:13:09Z")
but this isn’t Wimbledon… This is in Flushing, NY… in the summer time, with airplanes flying overhead… no strawberries and cream… Brits are known to be stuffy dressers, not New Yorkers… 😉 Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/6 "2003-08-27T19:15:27Z")
how did you know about the bone rev? I took it out for the pic of myself in the other thread - your pretty sharp 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/7 "2003-08-27T19:19:43Z")
Bone? Well, near toronto almost all of whales are dead, so I had to settle with a metal rod. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/8 "2003-08-27T19:24:55Z")
> \*Originally posted by SureShot \* > \*\*how did you know about the bone rev? I took it out for the pic of myself in the other thread - your pretty sharp 😉 \*\* just a hunch, really… Rev ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/9 "2003-08-27T19:34:12Z")
Is there a big whole in his nose? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/10 "2003-08-27T19:34:50Z")
yup - 2 of em 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/11 "2003-08-27T19:41:57Z")
![](http://www.civilization.ca/cmc/archeo/oracles/peaux/f11.jpg) Tuknuk & Family… (without the bone) Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/12 "2003-08-27T19:50:39Z")
Hehehe. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/13 "2003-08-27T20:02:49Z")
dont encourage him. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/14 "2003-08-27T20:17:17Z")
ahaha. to bad this wasnt more outragous. good laugh :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/15 "2003-08-27T20:27:28Z")
I am the fake tuknuk (hehe) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/16 "2003-08-27T20:35:57Z")
I noticed that - very funny 🙂 as long as you know your place - but seeing as you are from Ontario, your conisdered a brother now. Let’s go hunt some walrus shall we!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/17 "2003-08-27T20:38:38Z")
![](http://www.riemunoz.com/images/KingIsland/ng_136b.jpg) outing for Tuknuk & his “Posse” Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/18 "2003-08-27T20:55:28Z")
Hehe no muttonchops :thumb: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/19 "2003-08-27T21:02:09Z")
I guess that Nuckle Tattoo I was gonna get has to be postponed… anyone know where I can buy some fake eyebrows? I burned mine off in a “technical difficulty” I was having with my Toaster Oven… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/20 "2003-08-27T21:03:01Z")
I could shave mine off and send them to you if you’d like rev. [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516.md?page=2)